Six of One, Half a Dozen of the Other

*Lilith sees Anty slumped in his chair*

Lilith: So...?

Anty: I like to think I'm a patient person, but Sal and Vibes are really testing me.

Lilith: they've gotten really bad huh?

*Anty sighs*

Anty: I thought by the two speaking with each other honestly it would help them.
If anything it seems they have both got angrier.

Lilith: well at least there's only 2 of them

*Anty laughs*

Anty: Well that is definitely a relief!

Lilith: so what do you recommend?

*Anty sighs*

Anty: Right now? I wouldn't normally say this, but I think those two need some space from each other.

Lilith: Not easy when Vibes makes music and Sal produces it.

Lilith" i'll see what i can do doc *walks off*

*Lilith sighs*

Lilith (thought): I've said my bit with Sal, maybe I should try with Vibes.

*meanwhile*

*Vibes is smashing up some megabots*

Vibes (thought): Ah, some easy stress relief.

Vibes: no sal to annoy or boss me around. perfect day

CG: trouble at the homestead fox?

*Vibes sighs*

Vibes: Well, it WAS a perfect day. And it's nothing to do with you.

*CG mimes a handbag*

CG: Ooh, touchy!

Vibes: i'm gonna thrash you now.

*CG smiles*

CG: Go right ahead.

Vibes: speed mode! *zooms at CG*

CG: *makes to punch vibes in the face but snags a bit of hair as vibes slams into her*

*Vibes looks baffled*

Vibes (thought): What the heck was that?

Vibes: eh. probably just hit her too hard. still a hair grab. what a cheap trick

CG: ow....ok....sternum cracked...

*Vibes smiles*

Vibes: Let's see, looks like the megabots are smashed. Job done.

Vibes: feeling nice, since you didn't pull out the gun. maybe this time go back to baking instead of villainy. love to see you make some normal cream puffs *zooms off*

CG: ....oh yeah. this turning plan is so going to happen. i just hope IG gets a DNA sample of sally

MEANWHILE...

* IG is in the middle of fighting Sal*

IG: Got to be honest, really don't get it with you and Guillermo...

Sal: For the final time, shut up and fight!

IG: it's like the cat and Vanny. but then again at least her squish is controlled.\


Sally: you make no sen- AGH! *IG grabs sally by the hair*

*IG yanks some hair out*

Sal: OW!

IG: OK, job done, now back to the fun stuff!

*as she turns she gets a pole straight to the face*

*Sal grits her teeth*

Sal: Fun's over.

* IG tries not to laugh*

Sal: What's so funny?

IG: You should see yourself. Trying to sound tough with a face like a slapped arse!