The Not So Fantastic Voyage

Van: *tries to jump on Sebiv's back*

*Sebiv throws Van over her shoulder*

Van: WHOA!

*Sebiv kicks away Vibes*

Vibes: *crashes into Sally*

Both: OOF!

Vibes: this isn't going well

*Sebiv laughs*

Sebiv: You really thought this was going to be a fair fight?

Van: would be a nice change of pace

*Sebiv grins*

Sebiv: You're going to be my prisoners.

Van: like hell we are

*Sebiv shrugs*

Sebiv: Marauders, capture them.

*the marauders grab them

*They all struggle as they try to get out of their grasp*

Vsn: too...weak

*Sebiv smiles*

Sebiv: Take them to...The chamber.

Van: that doesnt sound so bad

*They are taken to some pools full of weird purple liquid*

Fiona: I don't like the look of that

Van: oh crap

*Sebiv scowls*

Sebiv: Lower them in.

whats this gunk do?

*Sebiv grins*

Sebiv: Take you to another level...MY LEVEL.

*Vibes, sally, and Van are thrown in first*

*Sebiv laughs as they enter a dark abyss*

Sebiv (voice): I knew you couldn't resist...

Vibes: Oh crap...You did the whole "I wanted to get captured!" thing.

Sebiv (voice): Your brain once again goes to a feeble pop culture reference. Initially no.
But because I have a maturity beyond that of an infant I took advantage
of the situation.

Vibes: Yeah...well...you smell. Of bum.

Sebiv: oh. no. how wounding.