A Hedgehog Holiday

Fiona's Diary
Dec 24th

"Welp today's the day I finally get to spend Christmas with my mom after all these years. However things are going to be a bit different. See my goal this year is to be sure that EVERYONE can enjoy the holidays and while my friends aren't a problem there is one that sorta gets in a bit of a grouchy mood during this time of the year. But after what Me and My Mom have planned I'm sure he too will be leaving the house with a nice dosage of Christmas Spirit ~ "

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Fiona: *walks into Scourge's apartment singing jingle bells* Hey honey! *gives him a kiss, looking around at Scourge's...."Blank" apartment* *sigh* Didn't feel like decorating this year....again?

Scourge: Nope.

Fiona: Figures.

Scourge: What? You know I haven't had a good Christmas in years. So what's the point? I can just sit here with you and nothing but peace and quiet like we do each year.

Fiona: Yeah....well....about that....

MEANWHILE...

*Vibes beams after Christmas dinner*

Vibes: Another triumph Tux. Well played Sir!

*Back with Fi and Scourge*

Scourge: What?!

Fiona: Come on, you've always spent time alone so I figured you could spend Christmas with MY family.

Scourge: You mean your mom?

Fiona: Please? For me?

Scourge: Ugh.......if it'll make you happy...then I guess.

*There's a knock at the door and a Mariah-esque rendition of We Wish You A Merry Christmas*

Scourge: *opens the door* Oh what a surprise....

Vibes: Ready to go?

Scourge: *Thinks: Well this is starting great =_="

*LATER*

*The three arrive at Cathy's house*

Scourge: Remember I'm only doing this just to make you happy

Fiona: Right. ^^"

*the door opens*

Cathy: Oh Fiona It's so nice to have you over and this *looks at Scourge* must be the handsome young man who stole my daughters heart away ^_^

Scourge: Hey Mrs. Fox...

*Vibes smiles*

Vibes: Nice place!

Cathy: Thank you Vibes. Come on in. I'm currently preparing dinner and I have on some Christmas cartoons if anyone is interested.

*Vibes grins*

Vibes: Awesome!

*She rushes upstairs*

Cathy: Now that you're all here *ahem* Scourge I knew how lonesome you get during this holiday

Scourge: Yeah right =_=

Cathy:...So I decided that it would be nice if you spent Christmas with your friends. ^_^

Scourge: What?! O~O Uh but Mrs. Fox I uh..I don't have any friends! ^^"

Fiona: *looks at him, annoyed*

Scourge: *smiles nervously* Eh heh...

Cathy: Oh come now. *hears a knock at the door* Ah that must be them now.

*Sal, Rote et al come in with food, gifts etc*

Cathy: Come on in ^_^

Sly: Thanks for the invite Mrs. Fox

Cathy: Oh that's no problem Sly. I know how much Scourge loves his friends.

Scourge: Don't ANY of you have any actual families to spend Christmas with?! >: (

Van: Nope. *walks by*

Scourge O_e"

*Vibes smiles*

Vibes: Given we don't have a home planet anymore we're the closest we have to family!

*Scourge just looks at everyone annoyed as he grabs his scarf and starts walking out*

Cathy: Oh dear. *runs after him* Oh no no no young man, you're not leaving until AFTER you've had dessert.

Scourge: But what in your mind made you think that I hang with these guys on Christmas?!

Cathy:.......1....

Scourge: Mrs. Fox? Don't you think I'm a little too old for-

Cathy: 2.....

Scourge: Seriously are you really going to-

Cathy: 2 and a half...

Scourge: ALRIGHT ALRIGHT I'll stay! >~<"

Cathy: ^_^ *walks back with Scourge*

Scourge: How the hell does that even work?  

*Vibes smiles as Scourge comes back in*

Vibes: Come on Scourge we're about to get the board games out!

Scourge: Fine.....But if we play Monopoly I get the car! *under his breath* I'm ALWAYS the car...

*Vibes grins*

Vibes: Sure whatever you want!

*Meanwhile*

Anti-Vibes: *watching from afar* Hmm.......what are they planning? Guess there's only one way to find ou-WHA! *slips and falls in a pile of snow* Ugh...great....I'm stuck...

*Back with us*

Scourge: *Just watches Vibes talking with the others*

*Vibes laughs*

Vibes: And so I say to the mugger "Let her go and you can keep your ugly yellow teeth!"

*While she's talking Scourge looks at Carmelita*

Scourge: Hey Carm? Weren't you supposed to be guarding the bank today?

Carm: Oh well I took care of that.

*Meanwhile*

Becky: *sneaks into the bank to find a huge pile of gold...and a note* Huh? *the note reads: "Lick me. I'm made of honey"* Hmmm...*curiously Becky sticks her tongue to the frozen gold...only to have it stick* EEK! Eh! *tries to pull it off* Cmon! Oh nuts! DX

???: You too huh?

Becky: Wuh? *looks over and on the other side she see's Insect Girl in the same situation as her*

*Insect Girl looks embarassed*

IG: I really like honey. Feel a bit silly now.

Becky: *sighs*

*back at the house*

Cathy: Oh Scourge!

Scourge: What Mrs. Fox?

Cathy: Your #1 fan said she was going to be a bit late. I hope that's ok with you.

Scourge: "#1 Fan"?

*Vibes raises an eyebrow*

Vibes: You have fans? How big are we talking? Are they the kind that write fanfiction?

Scourge: Hey cmon at least they're not as bad as Sly's fans!

Sly: Really? I'm just a regular guy doing what he loves. Nobody has ever fantasized or went crazy over me.

*FLASHBACK*
Sly: *shining his cane until he hears a small tapping at the window.* Who's there?

*As soon as he opens the window he's greeted by a small group of nerdy teenage fangirls who then start swooning at the sight of him. One of them even pulls out a drawing of herself kissing Sly*

Sly: O__O"......*slowly closes the window....followed by the curtains....and then followed by several locks*
*FLASHBACK OVER*

Sly: Yep.....regular guy *looks out the window only to see the same fan walking across the stree* *gulp* *nervously drinks his hot chocolate*

Scourge: *blinks* Right.....

*Vibes laughs*

Vibes: Yeah. And I don't care what anyone says I could so take Cheetara!

*Soon there's a knock at the door*

Cathy: Ah that must be her now.

Scourge: *gets a drink from the kitchen*