The Hunt For The Warp Gems Pt 4- The Balance of Power

Van: uhg. why do marvel and DC need 1000 universes within their own universe

*Vibes laughs*

Vibes (singing): Like a circle in a circle, like a wheel within a wheel...

Van:... VIBES!

Vibes: Oh...right, I've been wanting to do this for a while.

*Vibes stops*

Vibes: PSYCHIC MODE...AVENGERS ASSEMBLE!

*the avengers appear*

*Iron Man looks round*

Iron Man: OK, did that seem really fast to everyone?

Black Widow: Normally that's what she said.

Iron Man: That was just mean.

*Vibes laughs*

Vibes: OK Quippotron 2000, you and your team need to deal with someone possessed by a magic gauntlet.

Iron Man: We've been there before.

Vibes: Trust me, not like this. We need you to keep her occupied because...

Iron Man: You want to talk Wanda round again? Good luck with that.

Vibes: we have our ways

*Iron Man groans*

Iron Man: Are we really just going to go along with what Trinity Maid Marian says here?

Vibes: Ooh mixing your references, impressive.

Black Widow: Umm Tony given some of the crap you've pulled, maybe you aren't the one to talk about trust.

Van: also you have a girl in central park who has a squirrel tail, can talk to squirrels, and still beat doom.

*Vibes nods*

Vibes: Yeah...so if you're done taking the council minutes, we need you to do this to save existence.

Iron Man: OK, fine, we'll be your diversion.

*Vibes smiles*

Vibes: Not going to lie, that felt good.

Van (aside): Stop milking it.

Van: let's go

*Vibes and Van head off, leaving the Avengers looking up at Lara floating above them*

Hawkeye: OK, this does not bode well.

Lara: i shall squash all of you

*Black Widow sighs*

Black Widow: You have got to be kidding me.

Lara: *blasts warp at them*

*The Avengers all flop down. Black Widow starts to become green and muscular*

Black Widow: Me...feel...strange...

Tony: she's going hulk

(LOL for once there is actually a comic that ties with this! https://goo.gl/images/5Zi3AE)

*Thor's hammer turns into plastic*

Thor: This is...bizarre.

(doesn't shock me. my friend once sent a pick of widow picking up mjolnir)

Tony: *his suit turns to lego*

*Lara laughs as Hulk turns into a giant block of cheese*

Lara: this is quite fun

*Lara gestures for them to attack her*

Lara: Come on Avengers, I'm right here!

MEANWHILE...

*Vibes turns to Van*

Vibes: OK, so are we clear on the plan?

Van: I'm not sure I like the whole "Fire something at the reality warping witch to get her attention" part.

Vibes: don't worry I'll be fine.

Van: uh. it's not you i-

Vibes: let's go

*Van groans*

Van (thought): This is  a really bad idea...

Van: *fires a blast at Wanda*

*Scarlet Witch looks round*

Scarlet Witch: Who did that?

*Van takes cover*

Van (mocking Vibes' voice): I did.

Van: please work