Marketting thy name is retcon!

Subject: Re: Marketting thy name is retcon! Sun May 13, 2018 3:28 pm

Sally: sh-shut up!

Subject: Re: Marketting thy name is retcon! Sun May 13, 2018 3:37 pm

*Sal blurts it out*

Sal: They're all about as useful as chocolate fireguards.

Subject: Re: Marketting thy name is retcon! Sun May 13, 2018 4:10 pm

G: hey

Subject: Re: Marketting thy name is retcon! Sun May 13, 2018 4:14 pm

*Retcon laughs*

Retcon: The truth hurts, doesn't it?

Subject: Re: Marketting thy name is retcon! Mon May 14, 2018 6:24 am

Sally: but this isn't how you all really act!!!

Subject: Re: Marketting thy name is retcon! Mon May 14, 2018 1:02 pm

*Carmy scowls*

Carmy: Well I don't know how we act, but you're acting like...a goon.

Subject: Re: Marketting thy name is retcon! Mon May 14, 2018 6:24 pm

Sally: guys please

Subject: Re: Marketting thy name is retcon! Tue May 15, 2018 2:52 am

*Sal then realises*

Sal: Wait...that's it.

Carmy: What's what?

Sal: I've been trying to change you, to make things different rather than work with what's there.

Subject: Re: Marketting thy name is retcon! Tue May 15, 2018 4:56 am

Retcon: what?

Subject: Re: Marketting thy name is retcon! Tue May 15, 2018 9:28 am

*Sal smiles*

Sal: Romana and Felix, hit Recon with the raddest moves you've got!

Subject: Re: Marketting thy name is retcon! Tue May 15, 2018 12:18 pm

Retcon: *dodges the kids*

Subject: Re: Marketting thy name is retcon! Tue May 15, 2018 1:04 pm

* Sal grins*

Sal: Carmy, bounce her off your belly!

*Carmy slams Retcon with her gut*

Subject: Re: Marketting thy name is retcon! Tue May 15, 2018 1:27 pm

Retcon: now this is ridiculous

Subject: Re: Marketting thy name is retcon! Tue May 15, 2018 1:44 pm

*Sal laughs*

Sal: You wanted this reality Retcon, so now it's going to hit you with all it's got!

Subject: Re: Marketting thy name is retcon! Tue May 15, 2018 1:56 pm

Retcon: shut up you

Subject: Re: Marketting thy name is retcon! Tue May 15, 2018 2:16 pm

*Sal turns to Vibes*

Sal: Vibes...hit me with your strongest psychic wave!

Subject: Re: Marketting thy name is retcon! Tue May 15, 2018 3:16 pm

Vibes: uh...ok *tries*

Subject: Re: Marketting thy name is retcon! Tue May 15, 2018 3:30 pm

*As Vibes focuses the blue energy charges up higher and higher...and then bends to the right, hitting Retcon*

Subject: Re: Marketting thy name is retcon! Tue May 15, 2018 3:32 pm

Retcon: AGH!

Subject: Re: Marketting thy name is retcon! Tue May 15, 2018 3:34 pm

*Sal smiles*

Sal: OK Vibes DON'T think about reverting reality back to the way it was!

Subject: Re: Marketting thy name is retcon! Tue May 15, 2018 4:04 pm

Retcon: ok i've had enough *hits pause on his remote*

Subject: Re: Marketting thy name is retcon! Tue May 15, 2018 4:12 pm

*Everyone pauses apart from Retcon and Sal*

Retcon: I know what you're doing.

Sal: Then you also know I'm not going to stop.

Subject: Re: Marketting thy name is retcon! Tue May 15, 2018 4:13 pm

Retcon: perhaps not of your own will

Subject: Re: Marketting thy name is retcon! Tue May 15, 2018 4:16 pm

*To Retcon's surprise, Sal doesn't seem intimidated*

Sal: Fine. We can do this over and over again. Or...

Retcon: Or...?

Sal: Or...we can bargain.

Subject: Re: Marketting thy name is retcon! Tue May 15, 2018 6:10 pm

Retcon: that meme is dead you know

Sally: just listen.