I Guess I Am The Fox Now

Van: not them again

*Lara gulps*

Lara (thought): At least I know what to expect now.

*She turns into AK Girl*

*the process gets stuck halfway, leaving her lower half human*

*Lara looks confused*

Lara: What the...?

*She dives out of the way as a robot goes to hit her*

Lara: this is not good.

Van: *is fighting off IG* look you insane stalker. i don't like you!

*IG sighs*

IG: I prefer driven and eccentric.

Van: you need a shrink

*Lara is grabbed by a robot*

Lara: Let...me...go!

Van: Lara! GUK! *is thrown through a table by IG*

IG: sorry dear. but you seem to like it rough

Van: nut...case...

*Lara struggles*

Lara (thought): Come on...got to...get this...right...

*she finishes transforming*

CG: there it is

*Lara throws the robot over her shoulder*

CG: *aims the blaster* open wide

*Lara dives out of the way as the blast comes*

Lara: Not this time!

CG: you can't keep it up

*Lara smiles*

Lara: Of course I can...I'm awesome!

Van: oh god not the ego trip

*Lara grins*

Lara: SPEED MODE!

CG: *smirks and a power bot smashes through*

*Lara is slammed down by the Powerbot*

Lara: OOF!

CG: *steps on lara's gut*

*CG smiles*

CG: Sorry Fake AK, it's feeding time.

Van: lara! *tries to kick IG off*

*IG grins*

IG: Let's make you nice and puffy.

Van: GUH! *is stung*