RC "Foxy Tales"- Sally in Wonderland

(Might be a good thing to tie in eh?)

*Sal grins*

Sal: You know maybe you're right. Maybe this is why I'm here. I have spent all my
time running away from conflicts in my mind that it's time to face them!

Cheshire: of course you have a whole arsenal of wacky items in this world to help as well

*Sal smiles*

Sal: Yeah...starting with you!

*She grabs the cat*

Sal: Take me to whoever's in charge here!

*They disappear and reappear in the court of the Red Queen. She looks up and
sure enough it's Sal's mother*

Cheshire: way to skip story.

(Sorry just trying to get it to go somewhere. Besides there's a couple of fun set pieces we can have).

*The Queen looks annoyed*

Queen: You interrupted our tea.

*The March Hare, Mad Hatter et al are having their tea party, sitting upside down and drinking from cracked cups with sandwiches that are two slices of meat with bread in the middle etc.*

(well that was more cheshire speaking but ok)

Cheshire: well you wanted to see the queen

*The Mad Hatter laughs*

Mad Hatter: Here is a riddle for you- what goes up and down but is never South? It's
a full beam but it is not on the moon. It is not made of Lego and is not a
blockhead and you won't find it buried in the ground or on a bonfire.

*They all turn to Sal*

March Hare: So what is it?

Sal: I don't know.

*They all laugh*

Mad Hatter: Nor do we!

Cheshire: the only 2 people in wonderland madder than i am

March "Hare": *chuckles* So...*takes off his party mask revealing himself as...Scourge?* What brings you here?

Sally: *Thinks: Huh? But wasn't he-? Oh nevermind*

"Hare": *breaks fourth wall for a bit* You really thought i'd be stuck as that doorknob for the rest of the story? *chuckles and get back in character*

"Hare": I must admit it's really rare when we get a guest.

Hatter: *looks at Sally* Yeah...*takes of his mask revealing himself as Rob*...and a beautiful one at that /: )

*Sal is baffled*

Sal: G...oh no please don't say this place has turned you nutty?

*She then pauses*

Sal: Then again even in dressed like that you're smokin' hot!

G: Hey...*taps on an empty teapot* We have a visitor.

*the lid then opens out and slowly a small but familiar mouse raises her head*

Penelope: *is obviously shy* H-Hello...*looks at Sally*

*Sally smiles awkwardly*

Sally: Err...hi.

Sally (thinks): I'm so glad I didn't drink the tea.

Penelope: *slowly gets out of the teapot* Who...Who are you? Y-You're not gonna hurt me are you?  

*Sal smiles*

Sal: No I won't hurt you. I...I just want to go home.

*The Red Queen scowls*

Red Queen: Lies! You have caused untold damage you horrid little girl!

Hatter: Now now your majesty she was in another form, she didn't...

Red Queen: SILENCE! Off with her head!

Cheshire: that's a bit extreme isn't it.

*looks up* Please your majesty shes good! I can see it in her eyes! D:

*The Red Queen is furious*

Red Queen: Insubordination! She is a horrible fat child who needs to be punished!

Penelope: Your Majesty please! D: You can't do this! I can tell that Sally is nice! She told me she'd never hurt anyone like me!

*The Red Queen is now thundering up and down*

Red Queen: What is this insubordination? You will fall into line.
Citizens- point and laugh at this horrible creature.

*Sal looks round to see a crowd of monsters pointing and laughing at her*

Sal: No...stop it!

Red Queen: You feeble creature, thinking you could run things. You
destroy everything you contact and soon they'll all know
what an ugly monster you are!

Cheshire: do you just get off on messing with people's self esteem and self image?

*The Red Queen scowls with anger*

Red Queen: She is useless. She will never amount to anything. She was supposed to win!

*The monsters all point at Sal*

Monsters: Loser! Loser! Loser!

*Sal is in tears*

Sal: Stop it!

Monsters (mocking): Stop it!

Cheshire: you can't win them all. a real queen would know that. i bet YOU never won anything either or you were a spoiled brat

*Sal looks up and sees him saying that*

Sal: He...he's standing up for me!

The Red Queen: Off with his head!

*The Red Queen swings her axe. As she does so the Chesire Fox disappears*

Cheshire: *appears behind her* sorry. teleportation can be annoying can't it