A Naive Deal

*Guillermo snarls*

Guillermo: You people are psychos!

Scientist 1: says the invading alien force

*Guillermo scowls*

Guillermo: We're not the invaders! You're all in serious danger!

Scientist: there is no evidence to support this.

*Guillermo glares*

Guillermo: We don't have time for a damn Powerpoint!

Scientist 2: this one may be trouble. keep an eye on him while i check on the brown haired one

*Guillermo is electrocuted again*

Guillermo: AAAGH!

*meanwhile*

Lilith: *is sneaking into the area* ok. hang on guys....if you even know who i am

Vibes (in Lilith's mind): Not yet.

Lilith: GAH! oh...you're psychic ri-AGH! *grips her head*

Vibes: first i'm gonna punish you for getting us captured!!!

Lilith: j..just.....AGH!!

Vibes (psychic): You're seriously going to regret messing with us!

Lilith: V...vibes....plea-guh *falls unconscious as Vibes pulls her to the collective unconscious*

IN VIBES' MIND...

Vibes: OK Creep who are you?

Lilith: ok. i just need you to calm down and listen to m-

Vibes: like hell i'll calm down! *focuses and Lilith is suddenly strapped to a chair*

*Vibes snarls*

Vibes: Let's see how you like being electrocuted!

Lilith: no please- AAAAAGH!!!! *is zapped* I.....W-W-WANT TO.....H-H-H-HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!!

*Vibes stops*

Vibes: OK Little Miss Helpful. Tell me how you want to help.

Vibes: in fact. let's make it a game of hang man since you don't have the psychic power to stop me here. each answer i don't like, i balloon a part of you. every part of you gets inflated then i'll burst your mental essense. now start talking

Lilith: I...i was going to slip and and talk to the scientists-

*Lilith's hand swells up*

Vibes: Carry on.

Lilith: GAH! uh...i...i'm actually a friend- *the swelling goes up her arm* f....from another dimension *her other arm balloons up* gah!

*Vibes looks intrigued*

Vibes: OK that is actually a halfway interesting answer, carry on.

Lilith: i....i made a deal with warp king and- *both her legs balloon up* Gah! hey you said one at a time!

Vibes: a stupid idea like that is either a lie or incredibly stupid for a friend so covering my bases

Lilith: jeez you're a jerk in this dimension

*Vibes smiles*

Vibes: And you're ballsy...I like that.

Lilith: my plan was to distract the scientists with an alarm then break you sally, G, and Van out

Vibes: Van?

Lilith: yeah. the 4th captive

Vibes: we haven't seen a 4th.

Lilith: then we need to look before we escape

*Vibes grins*

Vibes: OK Lilith you win not popping like a giant balloon.