Lilith v AK Girl

*Warp King is in his lounge, sitting with a leather bound book*

Warp King: I am a fan of works of great literature- Dickens, Ibsen, the Brontes, Mary
Shelley...that woman who wrote that Twilight fanfic...

*He pauses, pouring out a chocolate milk into what looks like the Holy Grail*

Warp King: But quite potentially the finest contribution to the arts of our time has been
Zak Synder's Batman v Superman. And that got me thinking...what if Vibes
was like Superman? And Lilith was like Batman? Or the other way round.
Ahh we'll figure it out on the hoof, we usually do...

*in RC*

Van: *stops walking down the street* .....i don't know why. but i feel like i owe an inter dimensional deity a punch to the gut

*He looks up, seeing a signal in the sky with a cat signal*

Van: Oh you've got to be kidding me.

Van: warp king i don't know what you're planning...

*Lilith is dressed in a moody looking, if bulky armour suit, looking up at the signal*

Lilith: Cool.

Van: GAH! lil don't do that!

*Lilith groans*

Lilith: Sorry.

Van: And what's with the voice changer?

Lilith: Christmas gift.

Lilith: *turns it off* so ready for our date?

Van: yup

*Lilith sighs*

Lilith: Oh crap still in the suit!

Van: you really need a quick change button

*Lilith presses a button and it sucks into a suitcase*

Lilith: Oh...cool.

Van: huh...

*They head to a fancy restaurant*

Lilith: Shall we?

*She holds her hand out for Van*

let's *follows her*

*Lilith grins as she confidently struts into the restaurant*

Valet: Nice car.

Lilith: You should see my other one.

Van: *follows her* this seems different

*Lilith laughs*

Lilith: What do you mean? I've always had "being rich" superpowers.

Van: you sure?

*Lilith looks baffled*

Lilith: Are you feeling alright?

*Before Van has a chance to answer they hear a crash*

Lilith: What the...?

*They look around to see Vibes slamming Caramel Vixen against a building*

Van: vibes?!

*Vibes kicks Caramel Vixen, smashing her through a window*

*ducks

*Lilith hisses*

Lilith: Not in my city.

.....oh god im in batman v superman.

Warp king: oh would you play along!?

Van: fine. But i do so under protest

* As the dust clears Lilith watches Vibes speed off*

Lilith: Oh you're going down...whoever you are!