Everyone underestimates squirrel girl

*Sal sighs*

Sal: Here's hoping Vibes doesn't make an ass of herself then.

*at the testing ground*

Squirrel Girl: *is talking with a squirrel* i know this is a big chance for us but i still feel bad leaving them last minute.

*Vibes speeds in, her phone playing "Block Rockin' Beats" as she enters*

Vibes: SPEED MODE!

*the squirrel runs up onto squirrel girl's shoulder*

SG: uh...loud.

*Vibes laughs*

Vibes: I prefer the term "flair".

*She holds her hand out*

Vibes: AK Girl, superfoxy superhero, pleased to meet you!

SG: squirrel girl. and this is tippy toe *the squirrel chitters angrily at Vibes, shaking it's fist

*Vibes smiles awkwardly*

Vibes: Oh...cute.

SG: so you're up for the spot too huh?

*Vibes nods*

Vibes: Yup...feel ready for it, been working on my entrance and everything.

Squirrel Girl: Entrance?

Vibes: You know that moment when another hero finishes their adventure and you
introduce yourselves to them to set up your future adventure?

Squirrel Girl: right....you didn't have one already?

*Vibes blushes*

Vibes: I'm working on it.

Squirrel Girl: well that's ok. mine wasn't the best either.

*Vibes smiles a little too hard*

Vibes (thought): You are so going down.

SG: uh...ok then.

Jocasta: greetings initiates. your first trial shall begin soon

*Vibes grins*

Vibes (thought): Ooh trial....wonder what the challenge will be?

Jocasta: first is navigating an obstacle course

*Vibes tries not to laugh, surpressing a small snort*

Vibes (thought): Really? Is that it?

*the 2 turn to see a gauntlet full of repulors, death traps, and a cake at the end.

*Vibes smiles*

Vibes (thought): Ooh that cake looks good. Time to show them what I can do!

Vibes: SPEED MODE!

*a few repulors manage to knock Vibes back *

Vibes: OOF! dang leading the shots!

*Vibes ponders this*

Vibes (thought): OK let's retry this.

Vibes: SHIELD MODE!

Squirrel girl: *quickly runs and dodges the repulsors, even using a few to jump off of*

*Vibes slowly walks through*

Squirrel Girl: you ok back there?

*Vibes smiles through clenched teeth*

Vibes: I'm...fine.