A wrong turn

Van: *reaches arkham to see riddler and two face ride off with it* OH COME ON!!!

*Vibes gulps*

Vibes: OK this is really, really bad.

Van: How do you mean?

Vibes: If they work what they can do with it this universe is in very real danger of changing.

Van: And this would be bad because...?

Vibes: Because it wouldn't change in the way you're hoping for!

Van: ...oh right. jim carrey and crazy tommy lee jones...

*Vibes nods*

Vibes: ...With access to a vehicle that travels through space and time.

Van: i think the crash took out the dimensional circuits.

*Vibes sighs*

Vibes: Well that's one good thing. Nonetheless we'd still better move!

Van: agreed.

*Vibes gulps*

Van: What is it now?

Vibes: There may or may not have been some of Rote's gadgets in there.

Van: .....oh crap.

*meanwhile*

Poison Ivy: *arrives at her new hideout* hello gotham. i hope you missed me

*Ivy smiles*

Ivy: I think it's time I raised my game.

Riddler: riddle me this. riddle me that. which 2 villains have new toys to fight the bat

*Poison Ivy smiles*

Poison Ivy: Ooh and here's me thinking I liked to go green!

Riddler: *walks in with a few new gadgets

*Riddler smiles*

Riddler: Interesting items here, just what we need to take the Bat out of the picture.

Two-Face: Enough talk, show don't tell.

Riddler: Are you sure about that?

*He flips a coin*

Two-Face: Yes.

*Riddler shows an EMP unit*

Riddler: Just what we need to take out Batman's technology.

*He pulls out Rote's armour suits*

Riddler: May not be flattering but just what we need!

*Riddler laughs as he pulls out a belt full of potions*

Riddler: This one smells funny but sure it's useful somehow.

*Poison Ivy smells them*

Poison Ivy: Ah yes...I know what to do with these.

Riddler: I always did love your botany.

Ivy: say. perhaps we should keep an eye out for those 2 foxes as well. i feel they may try to stop us.

*Two-Face nods*

Two-Face: Yes. We need to keep them occupied before they can warn the Batclan.

Riddler: already on it

*Vibes and Van walk to looks like a weird neon mix of Chinatown, New York and Norwich, complete with a cathedral topped with a stone hot air balloon*

Vibes: OK this is too weird.

Van: too....campy.....

*A group of neon-skeleton hoodlums backflip and surround them*

Vibes: You have got to be kidding me!

Van: your powers still work?

*Vibes gulps*

Vibes: Only one way to find out! STRENGTH MODE!

*As Vibes says it her body becomes enormously muscular*

Vibes: YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!

Van: ok so they're on overdrive

*Vibes goes to hit a gang member who casually dodges her swing*

Van: *punches another gang member*