The Big Deal

*Spidey can't help laughing*

Van: Trust me you don't want to get on her bad side.

Vibes: Anyway we'd better let Rote know so...

*Madame Web's portal appears*

Vibes: Oh hi Madame Web.

Madame Webb: Hello Veronica.

Vibes: You know I don't like being called that.

Madame Webb: I know. Mike sends his regards.

Van: last one through is a rotten egg *runs through

*Spidey follows after, Madame Web looks seriously at Vibes*

Vibes: Madame Web, there's something I need to know about.

Madame Web: I can't tell you about your dreams Vibes. The answers will come soon enough.

Vibes: *sighs* worth a try

*She jumps into the portal after Van and Spidey*

*it closes

*They emerge back in New York*

Spidey: I'll never used to that.

Van: Trust me there are worse things.

Spidey: i'd imagine

*Vibes clutches her head*

Vibes: OK she's moving fast.

Van: How fast?

Vibes: Running along rooftops fast?

MEANWHILE...

*Caramel Girl and Insect Girl are chasing after Black Cat*

CG: Get...get back here!

*Black Cat smiles*

BC (thought): Just play around a little more...

IG: i got her!

*Black Cat blows a giant bubble gum bubble and pops it, covering Caramel Girl and Insect Girl*

IG: Ew! I feel like a movie theatre floor!

CG: hey...i...i cant move

*Black Cat laughs*

Black Cat: Close but no cigar kiddies!

IG: You know more people are going to go after this, right?

CG: What did I tell you about revealing plans?

IG: Oh..oops.

Black Cat: thanks for the heads up girls

*Black Cat looks round to see a bunch of Spider Slayers*

Black Cat: Wow, you guys have a weird sense of timing.

*Dives away from a bunch of laser blasts*

Black Cat: i never did like smythe's inventions

*Black Cat runs away from the advancing Spider Slayers*

Black Cat (thought): Oh I'm going to have a little fun with this!

*She heads into an alleyway*

Black Cat: Oh dear, looks like I'm trapped here! I'd better surrender!

*As the Spider Slayers approach Black Cat grows to a giant size, stamps on them and then reverts to normal size.*

Black Cat: This has been fun!

*As she's about to head off she sees Spidey above her*

Spidey: You know you can't keep that, right?

Black Cat: They say absolute power corrupts absolutely.

*Black Cat flies away from him*

Black Cat: But it sure is fun!

Spidey: *swings after her

*Black Cat looks round and sees Spiderwoman*

Black Cat: You as well?

Spiderwoman: You need to give that back to The Avengers so we can keep it safely.

*Vibes speeds round*

Vibes: Don't do it!

Spiderwoman: what are you-

*Vibes leaps up and kicks Spiderwoman against the wall, revealing it to be Chameleon*

Spiderwoman: oof!

*Vibes scowls at Black Cat*

Vibes: This is why you need to stop messing about with this thing so we can get rid of it.

Black Cat: Are you kidding me? As if I would've given it to her anyway!

*Vibes elbows Chameleon without looking*

Vibes: That's not the point!

Black Cat: why don't you just make like a leaf and blow away

*Vibes sighs*

Vibes: OK I'm done being nice.