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PostSubject: Futility Belts   Thu Jul 28, 2016 10:26 am

*Batgirl is chasing down Harley Quinn*

Batgirl (thought): Harley has been acted weirder than usual. Stealing pool toys? That's just...
                        weird.

*Harley looks behind her*

Harley (thought): Right on time.

*As Batgirl is about to throw a batarang she gets hit by some gas*

Batgirl: Hee hee hee...it's a gas...

*Batgirl wakes up, still a bit woozy*

Batgirl: I don't need to parallel park they all have valet parking...

*She shakes her head, seeing Joker, Harley and Humiliator standing over her*

Batgirl: Who are you?

Humiliator: My name's Humiliator...

*Batgirl's costume inflates*

Harley: And you're Batblimp!
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PostSubject: Re: Futility Belts   Thu Jul 28, 2016 10:28 am

(......on a seemingly unrelated note to the Knockout gas. anyone see the killing joke movie yet?)

Batgirl: agh! *tries to push her costume back in as it swells*
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PostSubject: Re: Futility Belts   Thu Jul 28, 2016 10:30 am

(Not yet- reviews have not been hugely positive which is a shame. Intrigued by Justice League Action!)

*Batgirl groans*

Batgirl: W...What did you do?

*Joker shows Batgirl her utility belt*

Joker: We did a little swapsie!
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PostSubject: Re: Futility Belts   Thu Jul 28, 2016 10:35 am

(i liked the last 2/3rds that actually followed the comic....but the batgirl prologue was an admirable thought but horrible execution)

Batgirl: *struggles as she floats up* y..you won't get away with this!
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PostSubject: Re: Futility Belts   Thu Jul 28, 2016 10:36 am

(Yeah that seems to be the main objection. Watching Star Trek Beyond tomorrow so will have a review up of that!)

*Humiliator laughs*

Humiliator: Aw that's cute. By all means tell your friends, we want them here!
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PostSubject: Re: Futility Belts   Thu Jul 28, 2016 10:38 am

(now THAT i heard was good)

Batgirl: *floats up and away* *thought: ugh. this is almost as bad as that time joker used that blimp gas on me*
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PostSubject: Re: Futility Belts   Thu Jul 28, 2016 10:41 am

*As Batgirl floats up, Powergirl sees her*

Powergirl (thought): What the heck is that?

Batgirl: MUMPH! MUMPH!
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PostSubject: Re: Futility Belts   Thu Jul 28, 2016 10:43 am

PG: *flies up* barbara?
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PostSubject: Re: Futility Belts   Thu Jul 28, 2016 10:47 am

*Batgirl gestures down with her eyes*

Batgirl: MUMPH!

Powergirl: Something going on down there?

Batgirl: MUMPH!

Powergirl: So there is something going down there?
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PostSubject: Re: Futility Belts   Thu Jul 28, 2016 10:49 am

Powergirl: i'll get to that but first to tie you down
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PostSubject: Re: Futility Belts   Thu Jul 28, 2016 10:51 am

*As Powergirl ties Batgirl down she sees Huntress speeding on her motorcycle*

Powergirl (thought): Better warn Huntress before she gets attacked too!
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PostSubject: Re: Futility Belts   Thu Jul 28, 2016 10:53 am

Powergirl: *flies after her*
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PostSubject: Re: Futility Belts   Thu Jul 28, 2016 10:58 am

*Huntress stops her bike as she comes to the alleyway*

Powergirl: Huntress wait!

*Huntress turns round*

Huntress: What?

Powergirl: Something down there turned Batgirl into a blimp!

*Huntress looks up and sees the inflated Batgirl*

Huntress: Oh you have got to be kidding!
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PostSubject: Re: Futility Belts   Thu Jul 28, 2016 11:01 am

Powergirl: wish i was
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PostSubject: Re: Futility Belts   Thu Jul 28, 2016 11:02 am

*They hear laughter echo around them*

Huntress: That doesn't bode well.

Powergirl: It bodes badly.
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PostSubject: Re: Futility Belts   Thu Jul 28, 2016 11:02 am

*the 2 are knocked out
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PostSubject: Re: Futility Belts   Thu Jul 28, 2016 11:06 am

*Powergirl and Huntress woozily wake up in the middle of the city*

Huntress: What just happened?

Powergirl: I...I don't know. I remember being...woozy.

*They look down to see they are both wearing inflated belts*

Huntress: What the heck?

Powergirl: I don't care what this is it's coming off!

*Powergirl grabs her belt, tries to remove it but struggles*

Powergirl: What the? How am I unable to take off a damn belt?
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PostSubject: Re: Futility Belts   Thu Jul 28, 2016 11:08 am

Powergirl: *keeps trying to pry it off*
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PostSubject: Re: Futility Belts   Thu Jul 28, 2016 11:09 am

*Powergirl starts to glow*

Huntress: Err you might want to stop doing that!
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PostSubject: Re: Futility Belts   Thu Jul 28, 2016 11:12 am

Powergirl: al...most...got it
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PostSubject: Re: Futility Belts   Thu Jul 28, 2016 11:14 am

*Powergirl suddenly stands upright, as if standing to attention*

Huntress: What the...?

*Huntress does the same thing*

Powergirl: What the...?

*Both Huntress and Powergirl fly off toward the bank*

Powergirl: How are you flying?

Huntress: I don't know!
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PostSubject: Re: Futility Belts   Thu Jul 28, 2016 11:15 am

Huntress: more importantly why can't we control our bodies?!
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PostSubject: Re: Futility Belts   Thu Jul 28, 2016 11:21 am

*They both smash through the bank*

Powergirl: Can't...fight...

*Huntress hurls security guards aside*

Huntress: This is crazy!
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PostSubject: Re: Futility Belts   Thu Jul 28, 2016 11:23 am

Powergirl: oh clark's gonna be mad at me
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PostSubject: Re: Futility Belts   Thu Jul 28, 2016 11:25 am

*Huntress looks confused*

Huntress: Who's Clark?

Powergirl: Oh...never mind!

MEANWHILE AT THE WATCHTOWER...

*Wonder Woman looks on the screen and sees Powergirl and Huntress robbing the bank*

Wonder Woman: Guys you need to see this!
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