The zedite plan (forum edition)

Demon: now you I like

Van: azazel. you guys showed up?

Knight: it has been a long time my old friend. *looks at PB* i do believe the lady needs some serious assistance, princess

*Princess Butterfly sighs*

PB: Yeah, she needs me after one of those "sad" days.

Knight: i can understand the sentiment.

Vibes: URP!!!

Van: just get over here!

*PB floats over to Vibes*

Vibes: My tummy hurts.

PB: I know Vibes. Now I need you to concentrate so we can get you back on track.

Vibes: Oh...ok.

*PB gives her a serious face.*

PB: I mean it Vibes.

Vibes: b...but the fudge waffles were so tasty!

*PB blasts her*

PB: Come on Vibes!

*Vibes smiles as she starts to slim down*

Vibes: Wow...PB, you've done it again!

Van: great....now uh...can you tell mike off please?

*PB grins awkwardly*

PB: Uh...maybe later...

Admiral Rockhead: So...what's the big plan?

Vibes: Well...we've got to find a way to reclaim my mind before the Zedites take over.

Van: OUR mindS

Vibes: oh yeah....so i assume...

Van: yeah. this is sir Kaine, *the knight bows* azazel, *the demon nods* and haseo. *the ninja just watches Vibes* ....i wasn't too good with names

Vibes: Your imaginary friends are so...cool.

Van: really? figured you'd question the demon.

Azazel: *smirks* keep this one kid

Van: not the time Azazel

*Little Miss Big Fists smiles awkwardly at Haseo*

Little Miss Big Fists: So...do you like Jenny Maverick?

Haseo: a bit

Van: ok we need a plan

*Vibes ponders*

Vibes: We need to figure out where the Zedites would go.

Princess Butterfly: But you already know that.

Vibes: Oh...yeah I guess you're right.

Princess Butterfly: So...where would they go?

*Vibes suddenly realises*

Vibes: Oh crap.

Azazel: What?

Vibes: My negative emotions!

Van: *shudders* not corruption again. and they have a hell of a head start

*Vibes sighs*

Vibes: Time to make like The Clash and go underground.

Hasaeo: That was The Jam.

Vibes: Right.

Van: alright team. CHARGE!!!!

*They head out toward the subconscious. Corruption looks on, grinning as she knocks back an enormous milkshake*

Corruption: Precisely on schedule.

glutton Vibes: *puffs up bigger* Urp so. all i need to do is touch vibes to make her fat and i get more food?

*Corruption nods*

Corruption: If we touch any of them we can influence them. Thanks to the Zedites 
               Vibes will succumb to Fear, Force, Destruction, Gluttony and of course me
               the all-powerful Corruption!

Force: we'll smash them!

*Corruption smiles*

Corruption: Save it guys, they're on their way now.

Destructive: yes...

*Vibes, Van and their imaginary friends all head towards a city with a worryingly red sky*

Vibes: Ugh this is freaky.

Azazel: Actually I am quite comfortable here.

Princess Butterfly: Oh...okay...

Van: he was meant for those "revenge on people i don't like" dreams.

Admiral: .....uh....

Haseo: he played doom when he was a kid

Van: i turned out fine.