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AKGirl Admin
Posts : 98773 Join date : 2013-03-19 Location : Reynard City
| Subject: Heroes Suck! Sat Apr 20, 2013 3:38 pm | |
| *Vibes, Sally, Louis, Van Rotecol and Carmy study the tape of Humiliator and Funzoid. They are both giggling and smacking a custard pie into an effigy of Van*
Vibes: So...what do we do?
Carmy: I recognise Funzoid. Who's that creepy fat guy next to him?
Sally: That's Humiliator- he uses gadgets and trickery to embarrass heroes.
Carmy: So him and Funzoid is going to be a tough combo to stop?
Sally: That's right. So stay alert for anything weird.
Louis: And that makes change to every other event round here because...?
Vibes: No one likes a smart ass Louis.
Van: Anyway...where do you think we'll find them?
Vibes: I'll take a stab at an "abandoned" TV studio. | |
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van hikari Admin
Posts : 88188 Join date : 2013-03-15 Age : 28 Location : ReynardCity
| Subject: Re: Heroes Suck! Sat Apr 20, 2013 3:39 pm | |
| VJ: *cowering in the corner* clown....why'd it have to be a clown...... | |
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AKGirl Admin
Posts : 98773 Join date : 2013-03-19 Location : Reynard City
| Subject: Re: Heroes Suck! Sat Apr 20, 2013 3:42 pm | |
| *Vibes turns round*
Vibes: VJ? What's up with you?
VJ: Clowns freak me out, okay? One super freak villain clown was bad enough, now this guy has just taken it to new heights.
Vibes: If this were an after school special we'd be talking about confronting your fears. But it's not so I'll just say I don't blame you, they're weird and freaky. | |
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van hikari Admin
Posts : 88188 Join date : 2013-03-15 Age : 28 Location : ReynardCity
| Subject: Re: Heroes Suck! Sat Apr 20, 2013 3:44 pm | |
| Van: i'll agree to that
VJ: just....keep me away from that thing.... | |
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AKGirl Admin
Posts : 98773 Join date : 2013-03-19 Location : Reynard City
| Subject: Re: Heroes Suck! Sat Apr 20, 2013 3:48 pm | |
| *Sally rolls her eyes*
Sally: Oh fine, you can stay back on this one VJ. We'll deal with it.
Vibes: Can "deal with it" mean smacking them repeatedly on the head?
Sally: Um I think stealth may work better.
Vibes: Fine! Laters gang!
ELSEWHERE...
Mega Fox: This idea had better work Genesis.
Genesis: Humiliator's power will be too much for them. The heroes will not know what to do! | |
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LouisYamato Admin
Posts : 7388 Join date : 2013-03-15 Age : 30 Location : Wherever I end up
| Subject: Re: Heroes Suck! Sat Apr 20, 2013 3:48 pm | |
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van hikari Admin
Posts : 88188 Join date : 2013-03-15 Age : 28 Location : ReynardCity
| Subject: Re: Heroes Suck! Sat Apr 20, 2013 3:50 pm | |
| VJ: if the plan is shoot it i can snipe
Van: no shooting for either of you. more fun to beat the crap out of a clown anyways | |
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LouisYamato Admin
Posts : 7388 Join date : 2013-03-15 Age : 30 Location : Wherever I end up
| Subject: Re: Heroes Suck! Sat Apr 20, 2013 3:52 pm | |
| Meh. Guns work better than steel in my opinion. | |
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van hikari Admin
Posts : 88188 Join date : 2013-03-15 Age : 28 Location : ReynardCity
| Subject: Re: Heroes Suck! Sat Apr 20, 2013 3:53 pm | |
| Van: i meant with fists rather | |
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LouisYamato Admin
Posts : 7388 Join date : 2013-03-15 Age : 30 Location : Wherever I end up
| Subject: Re: Heroes Suck! Sat Apr 20, 2013 3:55 pm | |
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van hikari Admin
Posts : 88188 Join date : 2013-03-15 Age : 28 Location : ReynardCity
| Subject: Re: Heroes Suck! Sat Apr 20, 2013 3:56 pm | |
| Van: well plans often backfire on heroes too | |
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AKGirl Admin
Posts : 98773 Join date : 2013-03-19 Location : Reynard City
| Subject: Re: Heroes Suck! Sat Apr 20, 2013 3:57 pm | |
| *Sally groans*
Sally: Look you two, what did we say before?
Louis and Van: No killing.
Sally: We're not using guns.
Louis: But...
Sally: This is not up for debate. This is the People's Republic of Sally Vixen and our one major rule is not killing people.
Van: But didn't you...?
Sally: That's exactly the reason why I don't want to see any more death. | |
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LouisYamato Admin
Posts : 7388 Join date : 2013-03-15 Age : 30 Location : Wherever I end up
| Subject: Re: Heroes Suck! Sat Apr 20, 2013 3:58 pm | |
| Whatever… jeeze… Dante needs to hurry up and let me know about a job… | |
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van hikari Admin
Posts : 88188 Join date : 2013-03-15 Age : 28 Location : ReynardCity
| Subject: Re: Heroes Suck! Sat Apr 20, 2013 3:58 pm | |
| Van: fine. we'll do it your way | |
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AKGirl Admin
Posts : 98773 Join date : 2013-03-19 Location : Reynard City
| Subject: Re: Heroes Suck! Sat Apr 20, 2013 4:09 pm | |
| *Vibes turns to Sal*
Vibes: They do have a point though. What exactly is your plan?
Sally: We're going to track this TV studio, find where they are and sneak up on them. If they know we're coming they'll have traps ready.
Vibes: Guess it's time we did some scouting then.
Van: We can do that too.
Vibes: Good call. Splitting up will spread more ground.
Later...
*A floating eye camera sweeps over and sees Vibes*
Humiliator: Ha ha. Divide and conquer. Classic. | |
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van hikari Admin
Posts : 88188 Join date : 2013-03-15 Age : 28 Location : ReynardCity
| Subject: Re: Heroes Suck! Sat Apr 20, 2013 4:11 pm | |
| Van: *takes to the roof tops* where are they | |
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LouisYamato Admin
Posts : 7388 Join date : 2013-03-15 Age : 30 Location : Wherever I end up
| Subject: Re: Heroes Suck! Sat Apr 20, 2013 4:11 pm | |
| *walking around, very antsy about Takeshi* Joey… no, Takeshi… why? | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Heroes Suck! Sat Apr 20, 2013 4:19 pm | |
| * Humiliator laughs*
Humiliator: Step one.
*He presses a button and circus music plays*
Louis: Where is that music coming from?
Van: I...I don't know!
*It keeps playing. Van and Louis start to yawn*
Van: So...so...sleepy.
*The pair flop to the ground, unconscious* |
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van hikari Admin
Posts : 88188 Join date : 2013-03-15 Age : 28 Location : ReynardCity
| Subject: Re: Heroes Suck! Sat Apr 20, 2013 4:20 pm | |
| Van: | |
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AKGirl Admin
Posts : 98773 Join date : 2013-03-19 Location : Reynard City
| Subject: Re: Heroes Suck! Sat Apr 20, 2013 4:26 pm | |
| *Van and Louis wake up in the TV studio. Humiliator and Funzoid laugh*
Humiliator: We have our first two contestants! Welcome to Heroes Suck!
Louis: You are seriously going to regret this!
Funzoid: Guess again kiddies!
Louis: That's it!
*Louis goes for a gun. But as he fires it the gun fires out thick silly string that squirts all over Van. The audience laughs*
*Vibes clutches her head*
Vibes: Sal, I think I know where they are.
Sal: How?
Vibes: They're on Channel 5. They've only got so many studios! | |
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van hikari Admin
Posts : 88188 Join date : 2013-03-15 Age : 28 Location : ReynardCity
| Subject: Re: Heroes Suck! Sat Apr 20, 2013 4:27 pm | |
| Van: *pulls the silly string off* ok then.... | |
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LouisYamato Admin
Posts : 7388 Join date : 2013-03-15 Age : 30 Location : Wherever I end up
| Subject: Re: Heroes Suck! Sat Apr 20, 2013 4:32 pm | |
| Listen, punk. I don't need a weapon to kill you. | |
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AKGirl Admin
Posts : 98773 Join date : 2013-03-19 Location : Reynard City
| Subject: Re: Heroes Suck! Sat Apr 20, 2013 4:34 pm | |
| *Humiliator and Funzoid laugh*
Humiliator: I knew we picked the perfect stars to start off with.
Funzoid: Yeah, the grumpy ones are always a challenge.
*Elsewhere*
Vibes: We're getting closer, I know it...
*Meanwhile*
VJ: Scary...scary clown... | |
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LouisYamato Admin
Posts : 7388 Join date : 2013-03-15 Age : 30 Location : Wherever I end up
| Subject: Re: Heroes Suck! Sat Apr 20, 2013 4:35 pm | |
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van hikari Admin
Posts : 88188 Join date : 2013-03-15 Age : 28 Location : ReynardCity
| Subject: Re: Heroes Suck! Sat Apr 20, 2013 4:35 pm | |
| Van: just start the game ugly | |
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