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PostSubject: Heroes Suck!   Heroes Suck! EmptySat Apr 20, 2013 3:38 pm

*Vibes, Sally, Louis, Van Rotecol and Carmy study the tape of Humiliator and Funzoid. They are both giggling and smacking a custard pie into an effigy of Van*

Vibes: So...what do we do?

Carmy: I recognise Funzoid. Who's that creepy fat guy next to him?

Sally: That's Humiliator- he uses gadgets and trickery to embarrass heroes.

Carmy: So him and Funzoid is going to be a tough combo to stop?

Sally: That's right. So stay alert for anything weird.

Louis: And that makes change to every other event round here because...?

Vibes: No one likes a smart ass Louis.

Van: Anyway...where do you think we'll find them?

Vibes: I'll take a stab at an "abandoned" TV studio.
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PostSubject: Re: Heroes Suck!   Heroes Suck! EmptySat Apr 20, 2013 3:39 pm

VJ: *cowering in the corner* clown....why'd it have to be a clown......
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PostSubject: Re: Heroes Suck!   Heroes Suck! EmptySat Apr 20, 2013 3:42 pm

*Vibes turns round*

Vibes: VJ? What's up with you?

VJ: Clowns freak me out, okay? One super freak villain clown was bad enough, now this guy has
just taken it to new heights.

Vibes: If this were an after school special we'd be talking about confronting your fears.
But it's not so I'll just say I don't blame you, they're weird and freaky.
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PostSubject: Re: Heroes Suck!   Heroes Suck! EmptySat Apr 20, 2013 3:44 pm

Van: i'll agree to that

VJ: just....keep me away from that thing....
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PostSubject: Re: Heroes Suck!   Heroes Suck! EmptySat Apr 20, 2013 3:48 pm

*Sally rolls her eyes*

Sally: Oh fine, you can stay back on this one VJ. We'll deal with it.

Vibes: Can "deal with it" mean smacking them repeatedly on the head?

Sally: Um I think stealth may work better.

Vibes: Fine! Laters gang!

ELSEWHERE...

Mega Fox: This idea had better work Genesis.

Genesis: Humiliator's power will be too much for them. The heroes will not know what to do!
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PostSubject: Re: Heroes Suck!   Heroes Suck! EmptySat Apr 20, 2013 3:48 pm

Meh… I'll just shoot it.
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PostSubject: Re: Heroes Suck!   Heroes Suck! EmptySat Apr 20, 2013 3:50 pm

VJ: if the plan is shoot it i can snipe

Van: no shooting for either of you. more fun to beat the crap out of a clown anyways
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PostSubject: Re: Heroes Suck!   Heroes Suck! EmptySat Apr 20, 2013 3:52 pm

Meh. Guns work better than steel in my opinion.
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PostSubject: Re: Heroes Suck!   Heroes Suck! EmptySat Apr 20, 2013 3:53 pm

Van: i meant with fists rather
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PostSubject: Re: Heroes Suck!   Heroes Suck! EmptySat Apr 20, 2013 3:55 pm

My plan works better
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PostSubject: Re: Heroes Suck!   Heroes Suck! EmptySat Apr 20, 2013 3:56 pm

Van: well plans often backfire on heroes too
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PostSubject: Re: Heroes Suck!   Heroes Suck! EmptySat Apr 20, 2013 3:57 pm

*Sally groans*

Sally: Look you two, what did we say before?

Louis and Van: No killing.

Sally: We're not using guns.

Louis: But...

Sally: This is not up for debate. This is the People's Republic of Sally Vixen and our one major rule
is not killing people.

Van: But didn't you...?

Sally: That's exactly the reason why I don't want to see any more death.
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PostSubject: Re: Heroes Suck!   Heroes Suck! EmptySat Apr 20, 2013 3:58 pm

Whatever… jeeze… Dante needs to hurry up and let me know about a job…
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PostSubject: Re: Heroes Suck!   Heroes Suck! EmptySat Apr 20, 2013 3:58 pm

Van: fine. we'll do it your way
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PostSubject: Re: Heroes Suck!   Heroes Suck! EmptySat Apr 20, 2013 4:09 pm

*Vibes turns to Sal*

Vibes: They do have a point though. What exactly is your plan?

Sally: We're going to track this TV studio, find where they are and sneak up on them.
If they know we're coming they'll have traps ready.


Vibes: Guess it's time we did some scouting then.

Van: We can do that too.

Vibes: Good call. Splitting up will spread more ground.


Later...

*A floating eye camera sweeps over and sees Vibes*

Humiliator: Ha ha. Divide and conquer. Classic.
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PostSubject: Re: Heroes Suck!   Heroes Suck! EmptySat Apr 20, 2013 4:11 pm

Van: *takes to the roof tops* where are they
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PostSubject: Re: Heroes Suck!   Heroes Suck! EmptySat Apr 20, 2013 4:11 pm

*walking around, very antsy about Takeshi* Joey… no, Takeshi… why?
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PostSubject: Re: Heroes Suck!   Heroes Suck! EmptySat Apr 20, 2013 4:19 pm

* Humiliator laughs*

Humiliator: Step one.

*He presses a button and circus music plays*

Louis: Where is that music coming from?

Van: I...I don't know!

*It keeps playing. Van and Louis start to yawn*

Van: So...so...sleepy.

*The pair flop to the ground, unconscious*
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PostSubject: Re: Heroes Suck!   Heroes Suck! EmptySat Apr 20, 2013 4:20 pm

Van: Sleep
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PostSubject: Re: Heroes Suck!   Heroes Suck! EmptySat Apr 20, 2013 4:26 pm

*Van and Louis wake up in the TV studio. Humiliator and Funzoid laugh*

Humiliator: We have our first two contestants! Welcome to Heroes Suck!

Louis: You are seriously going to regret this!

Funzoid: Guess again kiddies!

Louis: That's it!

*Louis goes for a gun. But as he fires it the gun fires out thick silly string that squirts all over Van. The audience laughs*

*Vibes clutches her head*

Vibes: Sal, I think I know where they are.

Sal: How?

Vibes: They're on Channel 5. They've only got so many studios!
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PostSubject: Re: Heroes Suck!   Heroes Suck! EmptySat Apr 20, 2013 4:27 pm

Van: *pulls the silly string off* ok then....
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PostSubject: Re: Heroes Suck!   Heroes Suck! EmptySat Apr 20, 2013 4:32 pm

Listen, punk. I don't need a weapon to kill you.
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PostSubject: Re: Heroes Suck!   Heroes Suck! EmptySat Apr 20, 2013 4:34 pm

*Humiliator and Funzoid laugh*

Humiliator: I knew we picked the perfect stars to start off with.

Funzoid: Yeah, the grumpy ones are always a challenge.

*Elsewhere*

Vibes: We're getting closer, I know it...

*Meanwhile*

VJ: Scary...scary clown...
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PostSubject: Re: Heroes Suck!   Heroes Suck! EmptySat Apr 20, 2013 4:35 pm

Tch… assholes.
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PostSubject: Re: Heroes Suck!   Heroes Suck! EmptySat Apr 20, 2013 4:35 pm

Van: just start the game ugly
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