The Perfect Union

*As Carmy watches she falls asleep*

IN CARMY'S MIND...

Announcer: Coming up next- she used to be the cop all the criminals feared. But now
               she's gone from Carmelita to Carma-LOTTA!

Carmy: W...What the...?

*Carmy watches as she sees Sly on TV*

Sly: Yeah we used to have a thing. But then she really piled on the pounds!

Carmy: HEY!

Carmy: sly what are you doing?

*As Carmy keeps watching more of them come out*

Penny: Yeah I've had to rejig her whole house to accommodate the fact her weight ballooned!

Van: she keeps us from stopping the villains

*Carmy is in tears*

Carmy: Stop it! 

Voice: The truth hurts, doesn't it?

Carmy: *looks around*

Voice: You're a tub Carmy.

Carmy: who's there

*Carmy looks and sees herself, only in svelte form*

Carmy: You're...me.

Other Carmy: No...I'm the you that you used to be. And could be again.

Carmy: r...really?

*Other Carmy pokes her*

Other Carmy: Yes my dear. I've brought you a gift.

*Hands her a crystal*

Carmy: What's that?

Other Carmy: The key to becoming me.

Carmy: *takes it*

*When Carmy wakes up she's back on her sofa, still fat, only now with the crystal on her table*

Carmy: Weird.

Carmy: *picks it up*

Sebiv (Thoughts): "Oh this is so fun! Who next?!" *noticing rena's sleeping self before grinning.* "Oh how about her?"

PP (thoughts): "NO!"

Sebiv (thoughts): "...huh?"

PP (thoughts): "That's the one who made mega fox go crazy... I'd advise against it."

Sebiv (thoughts): "oh how bad could she be...'

*Carmy smiles as she feels the glow around her body*

Carmy: I...I feel so...so...powerful!

Carmy: power!!!

*Carmy grins*

Carmy: Got to keep this up, got to drain them all!

Carmy: *runs off*

*Sebiv turns to PP*

Sebiv: Let's direct Carmy to our multi-faceted friend, eh?

PP: You mean Rena and co?

Sebiv: Yes.

PP: "Perfect idea."

Carmy: *Noticing Rena in bed, smiling widely.*

*Carmy grins wickedly as her crystal glows*

Carmy: Yes! Surrender your energy to me! Make me powerful!

*Rena stirs from her bed as she turns, groaning, and a very strange looking stream of energy was being absorbed into the crystal. However, as it did, the crystal started to strain while Carmy was suddenly feeling...Bloated.*

*Carmy scowls*

Carmy: NO! This isn't supposed to happen!

PP: "...here we go."

Sebiv: "HOw the-"

PP: "Like I said...That girl is an oddity. but I think she's lost her connection to that accursed power."