A Dingotastic Paradise

Van: This gets better and better.

Dingo Lass: "I know right?!"

Van: "I WAS BEING SARCASTIC!!!!"

*the two screech to a halt at the labs, the lab itself looking taller and very cell shaded.*

*Van gulps*

Van: I just hope Anty is ok in there!

*Dingo lass going on in and checking around, only to see a normal Anty stuck upside down in some of his own wiring experiments.*

DL: "...nope, nothing out of the ordinary here!"

*Van smiles*

Van: Come on, we'd better fill Anty in!

Anty: *tugging himself off his wiring before falling on his front, gazing up at the two.* "oh good grief, not another fandom obsessed dingo person...i've been having so many lately!"

DL: *waving* "Hey. But nope! We're here to save the day!"

Anty: "well that's a relief...I'm wondering how this all happened in the first place."

*Dingo Lass gulps*

DL: Well...I...might know...

Anty: "Huh?" *proding dingo lass and eyeing her over a bit.* "and you must be the infamous dingo woman I heard about..."

Dingo Lass: "Dingo LASS! Get my spelling right!"

Van: "No time. We need a cure for all this chaos right now!"

Anty: "Honestly...this is really new to me. I've never been one for cartoons before when I was a child."

DL: "science nerd?"

Anty: "sadly..."

*Anty sighs*

Anty: Well more alternative medicine...Rotecol is more of the technical one, hence me being caught up in the wires.

Dingo Lass: "He got it too?"

Anty: "strangely yes...but I think I'm the only one unaffected."

Dingo Lass: "PFFT! That's because you sometimes make less sense than the others!"

Anty: "...pardon?"

Dingo Lass: "Please! HAS ANYONE EVER PAID ATTENTION TO HOW I ACT?!"

Van: "crazy, deranged, obsessed, and cocky?"

Dingo Lass: *Grinning.*

Anty: "...maybe we just need to check your psychology and DNA to get the gist of it."

Dingo Lass: "... this doesn't involve needles does it?"

Anty: "sadly all my usual needles grew too big for some reason..."

*Anty looks round*

Anty: To be honest I'm nervous of using my potions given everything that changed here.

Van: "...UGH! Then that means we can't even make a cure for this?!"

Anty: "Oh no I'm sure we can make one with something here! But...I just don't have any idea how long it will take me."

DL: "Then STAND THE HECK BACK!" *pushing Anty aside as she plucks her own fur.* "I got the sample ya need and Van here is as stiff as sal on a bad day."

Van: "HEY!"

DL: "sorry. You may be family but it's true."

Anty: "...actually why AREN'T you changed?"

Van: "...I'm...part dingo."

Anty: "...dingo...dingo..." *taps his chin.* "..wait...WE NEED A GENE CLEANSER THEN!"

*Anty gets to work*

Van: He's very...passionate.

Dingo Lass: *grinning.* "it's what we need. Until then, LET'S GO SEE HOW GENESIS IS PANICKING RIGHT NOW!" *squealing and yanking Van off to find the bad guys.*

*Before Van can say anything he's dragged off*

*The group making it to the sight of a dilapidated Silverfox labs with slides and bubbles coming out of its many holes and orifices.*

Dingo Lass: "...nothing new here." *Mutters and walks away.*

Van: "HOW IS THAT NOT NEW?! It's gone chaotic!"

Dingo Lass: "Alright alright! I just wanna check up on my blimp mates in there."

Van: "..." *he facepalms.*

*Insect Girl is giggling as she bounces up and down in inflated blimp form*

Dingo Lass: "HEY BLIMPMATE!"

*IG beams*

IG: Hey my bouncy friend, isn't this great?

*Van groans*

Van: This isn't the best t...

*Before he can say anything they are bouncing off each other*

Dingo Lass: "Sheesh IG you always know how to lift my spirits up with the rest of me!"

IG: "not like you haven't brightened my day up either girlfriend!"

*the two giggling and cuddle together*

Van: Can you two PLEASE focus?! We need to find where genesis and Mega fox are.

IG: "Oh that's easy! MF is being shanghaied by the rest of the town."

Van: "...what?"

IG: "some girl that looked like a dingo engineer came and zapped his mechanics into toys!"

Dingo Lass: "Oh my gosh that must be penny!"

*Van groans*

Van (thought): Anty really needs to hurry up. Much as I don't want Mega Fox taking
                     over this is too weird!

IG: "Come on, lemme show you around this fun place!"

*Dingo lass giggling as the two girls bounce along.*

Van: ... *He groans.* why did i have to be the straight man? ... why couldn't it have been Rote or anty?...

*Van sighs, realising*

Van: Or...oh no, I'm the Sal in this story!

Dingo Lass: "...Does that make me the cocky young idiot and does IG have to brood and mope about mafias and gangsters?"

*IG laughs as she imagines herself dressed as Guillermo*

IG: Mmm...sexy emotionally scarred me...