Runaway Dingo

*Lass's eyes bulge out with red growing in them, right before blasting out hot fire from her mouth and panting for relief.*

*Genesis grins*

Genesis: Let's put that out with some lovely chocolate, ham, raspberry, pea and coleslaw yoghurt!

*lass's mouth was yanked open by force as the chocolate and ham were shoveled in, forcing her to chew and swallow.*

*Genesis laughs*

Genesis: What's the matter Dingo Lass? We thought you loved eating!

Dingo Lass: *ULP* Ogh...at least let me breath!!!

*Genesis grins*

Genesis: Make sure you have removed all the equipment from her. I'll keep her occupied.

Now that... was another thing entirely.

*Their investigations of her revealed various air pumps, air tanks, gas tanks, liquid tanks, and even numerous bottles and soda's and nick nacks! There was even a strange looking Bag pipe in her jacket sagging limply afterwards, along with what appeared to be jars of honey and Funzoids inflation crystals from before. But... no sign of caramel girl's gun sadly.*

Lass: "HEY DON'T TAKE AWAY ANGUS!!!"

*Genesis smiles*

Genesis: This gives me an idea...

*Genesis starts working on a robot copy of Dingo Lass. In between times he hits Dingo Lass with more bursts of air, liquid and food*

The poor gal was getting swollen up, fattened up, and weighted down by all the gas and liquids and solids pushed into her body. Her body weight bulging and rounding outward with her suit stretching like rubber over her body.

*Genesis grins*

Genesis: Having fun?

*Genesis watches as the various forms of expansion equipment are joined onto the robot
 Dingo Lass*

Dingo Lass; *URP* Ogh...sorta *ULP* *gasping* got a massage treatment??? and... *Blinking at the robot lass.* ...oh ya don't wanna make a lass bot.

Genesis: Oh shush you! Just relax and enjoy the free treatment!

*Genesis ponders this*

Genesis: Better remove any trace of her personality.

Dingo Lass: "good call."

"yeah..your personality in a bot without rena's kindness or my reasoning..."
[i]"worse the idiot could do is end up using PP's stupid personality in it.."[/b]

*Genesis as he sees the robot*

Genesis: She is ready. This time the heroes will be completely powerless against a robot
           focused solely on their expansion, using weaponry that is strange and unpredictable.
           I call her...Mecha Expando Dingo.

Dingo Lass: "BOOOOORIIIIIIIIIIIIING!"

*Genesis scowls*

Genesis: Heckling me. That's...charming.

*Genesis switches on a TV screen*

Genesis: You are going to be stuck in this room, watching as your friends expand. And you
            are going to be nice and QUIET.

Dingo lass: "kaaaaaay.." *muttering.* "better be good."

"How long before this plan backfires?"
"I say give or take 3 more pages on this story."

*Mecha Expando Dingo is activated*

MED: Mecha Expando Dingo activated. Mission files updated, targets locked.

Genesis: "Go my creation! Use their weaknesses against them!"

Dingo Lass: *Rolling her eyes.*

*Genesis smiles*

Genesis: Let's see how long you keep up this "charming" attitude. I think we need a little music...
           
*He plays a tape of Vibes singing*

*Dingo lass would groan and fold her ears in to try and blur out the bad singing!*

Dingo lass: "GAH IT'S LIKE LISTENING TO NAILS SCRATCHING ON CHALK AND THE CHALK BEGGING TO PREFER THE CHALKBOARD!"

*Genesis laughs*

Genesis: What's that? Turn up the volume you say?

Dingo Lass: "NO NO NO GET RID OF IT ALL TOGETHER!!!!"

*Genesis gives her a smile*

Genesis: Remember that the next time you think of a "hilarious" heckle.

Dingo Lass: "ALRIGHT ALRIGHT I'M SORRY I'M SORRY ALREADY SHEESH!!!"