Fun House Hospitality

*Sal giggles*

Sal: I feel so comfy and cosy!

*They pull a hoodie over her head with raccoon ears as they powder her fat cheeks up red like the others. Then they pull her mouth and make her smile grow big and wide.*

Rena: *giggling.* Now we get to put you in a dress next!

*Sal laughs*

Sal: Yeah! I love playing dress up!

*the plushies bring the inflatable baby dress and accessories the same as rena's and vibes'. Rena nad vibe help sal get into her inflatable dress and baby bonnet, then heft her fat butt up to slip her legs into the inflatable puffy bloomers and booties, followed by the mittens last. They then each take a mitten and blow, making sal's paws swell up big and toony with the mittens. Her feet were next to be swelled, blowing up into big feet like theirs. Finally, they both take a bike pump and shove hoses in sal's bloomers, making her bloomers puff and swell and balloon until she looked like a big bottom heavy toony girl like them.*

*Sal laughs*

Sal: We're all big and blimpy together!

The three girls giggle and squeal, hugging into one another giddily and bouncing around in goofy frollic.

Funzoid: *Giggling and laughing.* oh so perfect! such gorgeous good girls I have as friends now!

*The girls giggling and smiling at funzoid, doing a goofy curtsey and bowing.*

Funzoid: oh I just can't resist though. *he goes up and gives each girl a big squeeze on the snout, causing their muzzles and noses to swell up goofy and make their noses grow big and red and wobbly.* There!

*Vibes honks her nose and laughs*

*Rena giggling and honking sal on the nose in return. Sal wiggled her fat snout as it jiggles and bounces before honking on renas'. The girls playing nose squeezes with one another before they get a fun idea. They swing their bellies up and bump together with a big THUD before they hug each other and squeeze their fat noses together. Their eyes flutter and they coo before sniffing deep with big fat nostrils, lavishing each others cartoon smells.*

*Vibes laughs*

Vibes: I love seeing you happy Sal.

Sal: And I love being happy!

Rena: and I really love seeing you two happy too! *Kissing their noses as they giggle and kiss hers back, honking each others noses like big sisters and giggling.*

Funzoid: *giggling.* and you'll always be happy if you obey me.

Rena: wait... *blinking.* but if we end up getting too many friends then how is dada funzoid gonna have more tum for us?

Funzoid: O O ... wait what?

*Vibes and Sal look at him too*

Vibes: Yeah...we won't be as big or as bouncy.

Sal: And I'll get sad again.

Funzoid: NOW WAIT A MINUTE GIRLS!! I'll have time for all three of you I swear!

Vibes: Promise???

Funzoid: Obviously! You're my three best good girls after all!

*The girls play it up as they bump funzoid, making big soulful eyes and hugging him.* PWomise? *in unison and cutesy.*

Funzoid: of course of course I promise I promi-why do I feel like I'm the one being played with now?

*The girls giggle and squeeze, giving him a big smooch before they bounce off to play.*

Funzoid: ... what happened...?

*Funzoid looks baffled*

Funzoid: I'm supposed to be in control.

Funzoid: I'll just have to work with those girls a bit more. Something's off. *heads off to ponder his next acts to assure it.*

*Funzoid looks at Amber in the corner, still looking decidedly unimpressed*

*Amber was much more swollen, but she was still being grumpy while in waiting.*

Funzoid: are you going to be a good girl and play nice?

Amber: I'm not falling for it! You're just manipulating their emotions!

Funzoid: Then why do they want to have fun on their own hmm?

Amber: They'll snap out of it eventually!

Funzoid: not as long as I keep them that way. I don't intend them to snap out of anything if I can help it!

Amber: ... do I sense a hint of losing control? *she smirks tauntingly.*

Funzoid: NO! I just...didn't finish my plans yet.

Amber: *she smirks before turning away again.* I'll just be happy waiting it out then.

Funzoid: *Harumphs and walks off.* Fine. I better see you wanting to play when I'm back!

*Amber laughs*

Amber: Now THAT's funny.

The trio had been waddle bouncing along around the fun house.

Rena: "Think we should find those other playmates the plushies brought in?"

Vibes: "yeah. Maybe if dada funzoid has less toys to worry about, he'll have more time for us!"

Sal: "sounds like a great plan! let's get sniffin!"

*the girls huddle up comically together, sniffing their big noses for signs of the captured victims.*

*Funzoid looks confused as he sees them on camera*

Funzoid: This is...strange.

*The girls end up seeing the civilians being toyed with by plushies at the time.*

Rena: Huh?...

Sal: looks like they're not really dada funzoids toys.

Rena: *taps her chin.* and here I was worried that was the case.

vibes: oh relax! We got dada funzoid all to ourselves!

Rena: but those grumps might be a problem.

Sal: *gigglnig* oh we'll just blow them up and hang them on the roof of the building, then hang a banner on em so they invite more people in for the plushies to play with!

Vibes: oh that's a good idea!

Rena: maybe. but let's be double sure everyone here is having fun funs.

*the girls go around to check each civilian in doing so.*

Vibes: Are you having fun?

woman: Please make it stop! this is too much for me to take in!

Sal: That doesn't sound like having fun.

Rena: should we do something about that?

Vibes: can't have grumpy pants' putting everyone elses' mood down!

Rena: Yeah! Let's pick out the grumpy pants people and keep em away from the fun ones!

*Vibes grins*

Vibes: Yeah! No more grumpypants!