No Word of Warning

Van: MPH!?

Dingo Lass: *getting up from the candy pile, brushing herself off, and smacking herself in the head. Bits of gumdrops and jelly beans pop out of her ears.*

Carmy: MUMPH?

Humiliator: the dingo!

*She turns to Humiliator with a grin, holding a hand out while going to him.* dingo lass: HUMI MY MAN!! *grabbing and shaking his hand vigorously.* Dingo Lass: Lass is the name, Dingo lass, but I think ya already heard of me by that twitching eye look ya got for me! Though if I were you. *eyes back and forth before leaning in to whisper.* I would've done this a lot better~~~

*Humiliator smiles*

Humiliator: Fine...prove it.

Dingo lass gathers up the pieces of van before making her jacket turn into a magicians outfit with hat and all! Then she tosses his bits into the hat before tapping it with a rubber wand. Her hand waves it before she shoots at the hat, but the wand turns into rubber hoses before she blinks, giggling with a blush before shifting the hat away to Carmy.

*Though carmy can see a small puppy van pop up from it before long.*

Van: arf arf

Carmy: GLUB?

Dingo Lass: "...OKAY SO IT'S A LITTLE RUSTY!" *flails before grimacing.*

*Humiliator laughs*

Humiliator: Harder than it looks eh?

Dingo Lass: Well what do you expect, me to just drop a safe out of nowhere?

Van: *looks at the 2

*Humiliator grins*

Humiliator: Now see how a pro does it.

*Lass was simply crossing her arms quietly, looking on in silence.*

Dingo Lass: "If your next target isn't me then I'll probably feel insulted." *Pointing at her bullseye.* "You think I went through all this trouble to paint a bullseye just so guys like you ignore an easy target?"

*Humiliator zaps Dingo Lass*

Humiliator: Happy to oblige... Sal!

*Dingo Lass looks confused as she wears what looks like Wondervixen's costume*

*She gasps when noticing that, thinking about the connections with that and then her own work ethic. However, she gives a groan and yanks at the suit in sudden swift spin. In doing so, she ends up turning the suit PURPLE?!*

Dingo Lass: "At least get my colors right!" *sticking her tongue out, though her stomach gives a big gurgling growl with remembering sal's eating disorder!* "O o!!!!"

*Humiliator laughs*

Humiliator: I knew if I directly targeted you you'd only enjoy it. You wanted to flip it back on me.

Dingo Lass: "Buddy..." *she stomps over with glowering glare, grabbing humiliator by the collar, and pulling him eye to eye.* "Either feed me now or say bye bye to your shiny teeth buster..."

*Humiliator grins as he feeds her*

Humiliator: With pleasure...SAL...

Dingo Lass: "> @" *GULP*

*BLAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRP*

*Her belch suddenly smelling like onions and garlic at humiliator with a complacent tongue hanging look on her face.*

*To her surprise Humiliator laughs*

Humiliator: You really think that will put me off my game WONDERVIXEN?

Dingo Lass: *raising a brow while holding her stomach.* "Oh come on at least flinch! Maybe twitch a nose or something or fake a sneeze!" *stomping her foot down making the ground lightly crack.*

*Humiliator snorts*

Humiliator: All those people pointing and laughing at you....

*Humiliator whispers in Dingo Lass' ear*

Humiliator: I know this isn't the real you.

*Dingo lass's face began to slowly widen in the eyes, ears folding like flaps, and her hands go up to her mouth as if biting her nails. Those boos, those taunts, jabs, prods at her weight, her poor ugly fatty blubbery weight! FATTY FATTY FATTY FATTY!!!*

Dingo Lass: "STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT!!!" *her foot stomps suddenly shaking the ground and everyone off their feet slightly!*