Sebiv Gets An Upgrade

Van: need an advil?

*Vibes laughs*

Vibes: Nah...just like someone's trying to hack my head signal... Fluffy dice Nakatomi waterslide Ibiza Joni Mitchell Norfolk Broads!

Van: ......we really need to upgrade your mental firewall

(Bonus points if you spot the references )

*Vibes groans*

Vibes: What do you think I've been trying to do? Also we need someone to babysit Fiona.

Van: how about sally

*Vibes nods*

Vibes: Yeah, she practically acts like my Mum anyway.

*She calls up*

Vibes: Sal we have a situation here- Fiona is acting like a two year old for some reason.
         We need you to get down here so call us back when you get this.

*Vibes looks concerned*

Van: What?

Vibes: She's not at her desk.

Van: uh....maybe she went to the coffee machine

*Vibes smiles*

Vibes: Good call, I'll try her mobile.

*Vibes rings*

Vibes: Sal pick up, it's an emergency. 

*Vibes now looks very concerned*

Vibes: Nope, still nowt.

Van: maybe carmy

*Vibes calls her*

Vibes: Carmy?

Carmy: Who is this?

Vibes: Carmy it's Vibes.

Carmy: Am I talking into the right end?

Vibes: Err yes I can hear you. Carmy I need you to listen to me. Something's happening with
         Fiona.

Carmy: Who's Fiona? Is she your sister?

Vibes: Carmy you know I don't have a sister.

Carmy: Do I have a sister? Is it Monday?

Vibes: What are you on about? Get down here.

Carmy: I'm trying to remember what keys are.

Carmy: 5 more chocolate donuts please

Vibes: OK that was one of the weirdest conversations I've ever had...which is saying something.

Carmy: oh that wasn't to you miss...uh...who are you again?

Vibes: Darn it thought I hung up.

*hangs up phone*

Van: so what now?

*Vibes looks at Fiona*

Vibes: Well we can't leave her on her own. You stay here while I try and talk some sense into Carmy.

*Vibes goes to speed off but her feet are gripped by G's hook*

Vibes: WHOA!

*G laughs as he bounces her up and down*

G: Hey Amber look, I've turned Vibes into a yo yo!

*Amber laughs as she throws a pie in Van's face*

Van: ach!

Amber: that's hilarious g

Vibes: So...dizzy...can't...focus!

G: Oh this gets better and better!

Van: wipes the pie off his face

*Amber laughs*

Amber: Let me help with that!

*She fires a giant water selzer, blasting Van back*

Van: OOF!

Van: I hate clowns

*Vibes flops down*

Vibes: Ow. Ow. Ow.

Van: *tries to run over to vibes

*G fires his hook gun at Van*

Van: *dodges*