A Destructive Relationship

*Mega Fox scowls at Warp King*

Mega Fox: What do you mean "You can't help me?"

Warp King: It's just for a week, MF.

Mega Fox: Do the Consortium know about this?

Warp King: They know the drill. They don't like it but they know about it.

MEANWHILE...

*Yllas is in a gym, training with a sparring robot*

Sparbot: EXCESSIVE FORCE.  ADVISE CEASING PROGRAM.

Yllas: I'm just getting warmed up!

Yllas: stupid junk bots. *dusts off her arms

*She hears sarcastic clapping*

Yllas: What do you want?

Sebiv: If you'd have shown that enthusiasm in the arena we'd have won.

Yllas: i'm sorry. who got pinned by 2 sumos?

*Sebiv scowls*

Sebiv: Look at you. You used to be a proper henchman. Now you're some strange, bitter...thing.

Yllas: If this is supposed to "motivate" me you're doing an awful job.

Yllas: now then i have a date with a jack protein shake

*Sebiv laughs*

Sebiv: Shame you're not having a date with Van.

Yllas: *stops dead* ......what.....

*Sebiv gives her a serious look*

Sebiv: You became a hero, worked hard to save the city, go straight. And how does he reward
        you? He goes out with a foolish womanchild.

Yllas: *turns to face Sebiv in a rage* i'd shut up if i were you

*Sebiv casually dodges Yllas*

Sebiv: Be honest Yllas. I'm not the one you're really angry with.

Yllas: i will go ivan drago on you if you don't shut up fast!

*Sebiv doesn't react*

Sebiv: I can take a hint, I'll go. However all I'll say is this- what if I told you I could help you
         win him back?

Yllas: ......why do you want to set me back up with him.

* Sebiv sighs*

Sebiv: Yllas I don't know how to say this. Generally speaking I hate people.

Yllas: Not a good start.

Sebiv: But despite your blunt personality....

Yllas: Still not helping...

Sebiv: You're the closest thing I have to a...friend.

Yllas: .....well....what's your plan

* Sebiv grins*

Sebiv: That's the beauty part Yllas. The seeds of the problems are already there. I'll just
        turn up a few dials in their heads without them knowing it.

Yllas: ....this isn't just some "Vibes revenge plot

*Sebiv gives Yllas a sympathetic look*

Sebiv: I won't lie,I do hate her. But I care about your happiness more.

Yllas: then lets do it

*Sebiv smiles*

Sebiv: Excellent!

MEANWHILE...

*Vibes yawns, emerging from her bedroom after her epic sleep*

Vibes: Oh I've been wanting to do that for so long!

Van: *is munching on a bacon cheese burger

*Vibes smells*

Vibes: Ooh is that breakfast?

Van: It's 3pm.

Vibes: .....i knew that

*Van sighs*

Van: You know what Sal is going to say don't you?

Vibes: Something along the lines of "you need to be responsible young lady!"