Mega Lara and Other Weird Stories

Van: *tries to stand

*Vibes groans*

Vibes: Ugh...I can barely walk, everything...so...spinny...

Van: *stops in place

*As they both struggle to get their bearings they hear familiar evil laughter*

Van: oh please tell me that's stock audio

*They look up and see giant mecha versions of Rocksteady and Bebop*

Vibes: Nope.

Van: well least it's the dumb 2d ones.

Rocksteady: Sir I take offence at that insult toward our intellect.

Bebop: I fear it is these uncouth ruffians that need a lesson...in manners!

Van: ......these 2 can't even do idiocy right. RUN!

*Vibes nods.*

Vibes: SPEED MODE!

*But as Vibes tries to run her shoes suddenly grow gigantic heels*

Vibes: WHOA!

Van: damn it

*Vibes struggles to move, tottering nervously*

Van: hang on V

*Vibes looks down, freaked out*

Vibes: What do you think I'm trying to do?

Bebop: *knocks Vibes over*

*Vibes falls over, landing in a building that turns out to be a giant pillow*

Vibes: Ooh...soft...

Van: *runs over*

*Rocksteady fires a boxing glove missile, knocking Van down*

Van: oof! that stung

*Vibes and Van both struggle to move across the pillow*

Vibes: This is getting weirder by the second.

Van: feeling...lazy....

*Vibes starts to lie down*

Vibes: Yes...big...comfy...pillow...

Van: no...energy....

*Vibes and Van both lie down, both sound asleep*

April: oooh. new play things