Mega Lara and Other Weird Stories

Mega Lara: *lands in the castle

*As she walks in she sees a yellow glow*

Mega Lara (thought): There's something familiar about that glow...

Lara: *runs to it

*She dodges a massive glowing yellow wrecking ball*

Mega Lara: Whoa!

*She looks up and sees Hera, now dressed as a witch and wielding a staff with a familiar stone*

Mega Lara: Oh no.

Mega Lara: how did you get that?

*Hera laughs*

Hera: Let's just say...I stole it.

Mega Lara: I'm not afraid of you.

Hera: You should be.

Mega Lara: *flies at hera*

*Hera fires a blast that hits Mega Lara*

Mega Lara: Oof!

*Hera grins*

Hera: Now to turn you into a form that won't bother me...

Lara: *looks as her muscles deflate* no!!!

*Hera grins*

Hera: Dear Lara, so sad to see a perfect dream BECOME A NIGHTMARE!

Lara: *falls to the ground on her butt* oof!

*Lara groans*

Lara (thought): Feel like...like a popped balloon!

Hera: oh dear. should we fix that?

*Lara gulps. But as she struggles she can't get away*

Hera: *snaps and lara instantly blimps

*Lara looks in shock*

Lara: MUMPH!

*Hera grabs Lara's inflated cheeks*

Hera: I'm making a few changes to your dreamworld Lara!

Lara: you.....cant.....dream...world mine......

*Hera smiles*

Hera: It's not that simple sweetie- ever heard of the collective consciousness?

Lara: *stuggles to move her blimp body

* Hera pokes Lara*

Hera: Yes- Mega Lara is now nothing more than a powerless parade balloon!

Lara: i....will...stop....

*Hera kicks Lara out of the window of the castle*

Hera: Good luck with that.

Lara: nooooooooooooooo

*Lara looks confused as the sea she lands on is rubber*

Lara: This...this is crazy!

MEANWHILE...

*Vibes, Van and Rote get closer to the Dream Stone*

Vibes: There it is- the stone from my dream!

Rote: Wow.

its huge