When Good Comics Go Bad - The RC and Becky Chronicles Crossover

Dexter: we should get moving

*Vibes nods*

Vibes: Here goes! Sp...Sp...Sp...

?????: VIIIIIBES!!

*Vibes looks up*

Vibes: OK this is the worst time for my powers to go nutty.

*mutated sally caramel monster thing charges down the street*

*Vibes looks in horror*

Vibes: SAL!

Van: run!

Caramel Witch: you heroes won't be escaping when my caramel curse finishes baking

*Vibes struggles to run*

Vibes: No...mode...so...slow...

Van: vibes come on!

*Vibes puffs her cheeks out*

Vibes: I'm...trying...

Caramel Witch: soon my nemesis will be nothing more than a blimpy caramel addict

Van: shut up *tosses a hub cap at her*

*She gets slammed backwards*

Becky: It's like she's getting weaker.

Vibes: It's this place- everytime I try to focus it all shifts!

Van: that damn editor

Sally monster: *grabs vibes* me make you pay!

*Vibes struggles*

Vibes: Ugh...No...

*Sal grins*

Sal: YOU'RE GETTING...PUFFY!

Vibes: *feels her cheeks swell* n...no....

*Sal laughs in Vibes' face*

Sal: YOU ARE WHAT YOU DESERVE TO BE. BIG AND PLUMPED UP AND POWERLESS!

Vibes: *feels herself fatten and balloon at the same time* can't....focus....

*Vibes groans*

Vibes: No...more...focus....

Van: Vibes no. don't say it

Vibes: need.....

Becky: no

Vibes: ....CARAMEL!!!!

*Vibes' eyes glaze over*

Editor: And with that Vibes was lost- her powers were gone, her mental willpower shattered.
         Her only desire was to stuff herself until she popped!

Van: vibes you gotta stop

*Vibes groans*

Vibes: It's no good Van, she's turned me into a big blimpy fatty boom boom!

Van: vibes...

*Vibes groans*

Vibes: I...I can't fight it...Desire...for...more...

Van: *looks at caramel witch and sally monster* you 2