Lara's warped trip

Van: honk! Honk!!

*Van groans*

Van (thought): It's official, this just got worse.

Van: i need to figure out how to beat this game. Before im a goose

*Van tries to think*

Van (thought): This weirdo is obsessed with fun and friends. Got to be something to work with.

Van: without possibly trapping someone else here preferably...

*Van shuts his eyes, focusing on playing sad music*

Van: just focus...on having a bad time...*

* Fun Friend looks round, horrified*

Fun Friend: Wait...this...this isn't fun!

Van: no its not

* Everything around her starts turning grey*

Fun Friend: No! Give me back my colours!

Van: only if you release me and my-

Fun friend: super sumo make him stop!

*As the colours change, Lara starts to emerge from Super Sumo*

Lara: No...

*Super Sumo grapples with Lara*

Van: phew. Close one

*Vibes emerges from Superfatty*

Vibes: Keep pushing her Van!

* Vibes struggles in Superfatty's grip*

Van: im...trying *he keeps focusing on sad thoughts*

*The rooms rattle as Fun Friend is surrounded by sad images*

Fun Friend: Stop it, stop it, stop it!

Van: not..till you let us go...

* Fun Friend turns red with rage*

Fun Friend: IT'S...NOT...FAIR!

* The room explodes*

IN REALITY...

*Lara, Vibes and Van emerge in reality, their former prison disappearing as they
realise they are back in Lara's mansion*

Lara: We're...back.

Vibes: That was...an experience.

Lara: Indeed.

Van: cant believe that worked

*Vibes turns to Lara*

Vibes: So how did this happen?

Lara: Some guy pulled this orb on me. Next thing I know I was in that freak show.


* Vibes gulps*

Vibes: Weird.

MEANWHILE IN TRINITY HQ...

* The mysterious man is in a room with figures in hoods*

Hooded figure: Give us your report Jailor.

Jailor: Lara Croft escaped Fun Friend's prison.

Hooded figure: Then you failed.

Jailor: Not entirely.

Hooded figure: Explain.

Jailor: Before the orb disappeared, we were able to detect readings from Croft Manor. She has been exposed to
years of magical energy and has stored any number of mystical artefacts.

Hooded figure: Fascinating. Your information has proven valuable. Valuable enough to spare your life.

*the jailor bows*

(Last post after this)

*The hooded figures turned to each other*

Hooded figure: So it seems our theory could be true.

Hooded figure 2: Lara Croft has stored magic energy, both in her home and herself.

Hooded figure 3: So...can we manipulate this?

Hooded figure: We need the right agent to do this.

Hooded figure 2: What about Hera?

Hooded figure: She has her own agenda. We can't trust her.

Hooded figure 3: we will need to find another agent then.

*They bring up a screen of possible candidates*

THE END...FOR NOW