Condiment king takes RC

*later*

*Van and vibes are groaning, having snapped out of theri addicted trance, but recovering from the mayo and extra good ghey ate*

*Vibes groans*

Vibes: Ugh. That was...embarrassing.

Van: no kidding. What came over us?

*Vibes tries to think*

Vibes: There was something dodgy in that burger.

Van: had to be. *he checks his phone* message from carm. Some guy shooting ketchup and mustard is running through town. New villain most likely

*Vibes laughs*

Vibes: Coincidence? I think not!

Van: agreed. Lets kill 2 birds with one stone. Running around looking for him will probably help us slim back down

*Vibes nods*

Vibes: Good call.

Van: i'll run down main street. You take Turner road

*Vibes nods*

Vibes: On it.

*the 2 split up*

*Vibes looks round, suspicious*

Vibes (thought): Okay, we're clearly dealing with a top villain here. Got to stay sharp.

Vibes: he has to be around somewhere...

*Vibes dodges a mayo blast*

Vibes: WHOA!

Condiment king: darn. I missed

* Condiment King lines up another shot*

Condiment king: lets try sticking you in place

* He charges up the caramel blaster*

*he blasts cibes dead center*

*Vibes bulges*

Vibes: MUMPH!

Condiment king: oh wow. That was unexpected. But convenient. Hahaha *he laughs as vibes balloons up, striggling with somehow weight a half ton and yet nothing at all*

*Vibes groans*

Vibes: MUMPH! MUMPH!

Condiment king: well my dear thank you for providing a demonstration of what this new caramel does. I'll make sure youre mentioned in my memoirs once i run this city. *he pats vibes's gut before seeing van starting to hurry over before running*

Van: vibes! What happened?

* Vibes tries to warn Van*

Vibes: MUMPH! MUMPH!

Van: v i cant understand you. You gotta focus first