Behold The Power of...Sandra?

* Sandra, a pudgy woman in a supermarket uniform is in her apartment with her cat*

Sandra: It's been quite the day Timmy...got cut off on the way to work AGAIN, the coffee place screwed up
my order AGAIN and that other place wouldn't take my coupon...

*Sandra sighs*

Sandra: I wish you could talk sometimes.

*She looks outside her window and sees a purple glow in the distance*

Sandra: What's that?

MEANWHILE...

*Wonder Woman, Superman and Batman are heading toward the purple glow*

Superman: I thought we got rid of all the warp crystals?

Batman: Apparently not.

Wonder woman: it possible new ones grew

*Superman gulps*

Superman: Then we'd better contain these as quick as possible before...

*As they head toward the site, they see Sandra reaching toward the warp stone*

All: NO!

Sandra: *grabs it*

* Sandra glows, energy flowing around her*

Wonder Woman: Miss don't panic, just let us put that stone in this b...

*Before Wonder Woman can finish the sentence, Sandra points the stone at her, the
blast causing her to balloon in weight*

Wonder Woman: AAAGH!

Sandra: i feel...powerful!

*Sandra blasts Batman and Superman, immobilising them as well*

Superman: *struggles as he becomes a blimp*

* They all turn around desperately to Sandra*

Wonder Woman: Madam...

Sandra: My name is Sandra.

Wonder Woman: Sandra, you have to listen to me. That power you've been...infected with...it's dangerous!

Sandra: I understand.

Wonder Woman: Oh that's a relief.

Sandra: I understand completely. You're just like the rest of them. You think you can push me around, even
when you're the one ton waddle woman!

Wonder woman: what? No thats not it at- *the 3 are blasted again*

* Sandra grins as she is now in a purple superhero costume*

Sandra: I have to go now, I have some wrongs that need to be righted...

*the 3 heroes struggle in place, their warped forms glowing*

*Wonder Woman groans*

Wonder Woman: I...I can't lift my body!

Superman: too...puffy... to move

*Batman groans*

Batman: No...energy...

*later*

*Sandra throws a truck into the sky*

Sandra: That's for cutting me off!

Sandra: *blasts a train* thats for making me late last week

*Sandra smashes through a coffee shop*

Sandra: My name isn't Tina!

Sandra: *laughs madly*

MEANWHILE...

*Black Canary is in the Watchtower, alerts going off*

Black Canary: Okay that's weird.

*She sees they're all coming from the same place*

Black Canary: Justice League, I'm getting a lot of reports from a place called Equidistant.
Suggest we get a team down there.

*the league rushes off*

*Flash, Stargirl, Green Arrow and Plastic Man arrive in Equidistant*

Flash: So why do they call it Equidistant?

Green Arrow: Because it's halfway between Gotham and Metropolis.

Flash: makes sense

*They look round and see the destruction*

Green Arrow: What happened here?

Plastic Man: Looks like Solomon Grundy threw a tantrum.