Rekindled Romance

Van: *throws a massive punch*

*El Paso Grande casually dodges Van and leaps away as Vibes tries to sweep his legs*

EPG: I will give Sally the love she desires and deserves. There is no force you can use
to oppose me!

Van: oh shut up

Epg: *laughs and fires an entire buffet at the 2 heroes*

*Vibes and Van helplessly gobble the food*

EPG: I must depart, my love awaits!

Van: so...hungry

*Vibes furiously gobbles down food*

Vibes: Can't...stop...

Van: must eat! *the 2 manage to get free. At the cost of their waistlines*

*Vibes tries to keep it together...and fails*

Vibes: I can't believe it! He got me...AGAIN!

Van: to be fair-urp- he is the mascot of a really good restaurant.

Vibes: not funny.

Van: sorry *he tries to morph back to normal but no mater what hos form remains fattened in some form* damn. Cant just drop the mass....

*Vibes groans*

Vibes: We URP need to URP warn the URRP others.

Van: agreed...after a drink

*Vibes nods*

Vibes: Yeah he URP upped the hot URRRP sauce.

*the 2 stomp towards a shop*

* They both buy massive bottles of drink*

*the 2 chug their drinks then try to chase epg*

*They both waddle awkwardly with their liquid filled bellies*

Vibes: This isn't getting easier.

Van: ....what if...what if he isnt fake this time

*Vibes gulps*

Vibes: Okay...I really don't want to think about that.

Van: i mean like hes a bossbot

*Vibes thinks about this*

Vibes: OK, that's a possibility. If so that's a scary one given my psychic blast barely caused a dent.

Van: ....or im wrong. I dont know. Sorry

*Vibes strains, trying to focus*

Vibes: Oh come on! I need to warn people, you stupid melon!

*her brain rebels at the insult and unfocuses completely*

*Vibes puts her finger over her mouth*

Vibes: Bibble bibble bibble!

Van: v? Hey v! *he shakes vibes*