Charity Overdrive

Subject: Charity Overdrive Sun Sep 24, 2023 1:58 pm

* Flash and Wonder Woman are in the process of putting on inflatable fat suits and latex*

Flash: W...Why are we doing this?

Wonder Woman: An anonymous donor promised to pledge $2m to a health awareness drive if we did this.

Flash: And this was verified right?

Wonder Woman: Batgirl checked it over.

Flash: Fair enough.

Subject: Re: Charity Overdrive Sun Sep 24, 2023 2:03 pm

Flash: so how long will this be?

Subject: Re: Charity Overdrive Sun Sep 24, 2023 2:09 pm

*Wonder Woman groans as her fat suit massively inflates*

Wonder Woman: Hopefully not too long. This feels...uncomfortable.

Subject: Re: Charity Overdrive Sun Sep 24, 2023 2:13 pm

Flash: i was thinking the same thing. Kinda itchy

Subject: Re: Charity Overdrive Sun Sep 24, 2023 2:27 pm

*Wonder Woman struggles as she tries to scratch herself*

Wonder Woman: You...you're right!

Subject: Re: Charity Overdrive Sun Sep 24, 2023 2:28 pm

Flash: i dont think this is supposed to happen

Subject: Re: Charity Overdrive Sun Sep 24, 2023 2:33 pm

* Wonder Woman gasps as Flash and Wonder Woman's faces bring out in spots*

Wonder Woman: Flash! Your face! It's covered in spots!

*Their faces start to swell up*

Flash: You...you're swelling up!

Subject: Re: Charity Overdrive Sun Sep 24, 2023 2:36 pm

Both: we need help

Subject: Re: Charity Overdrive Sun Sep 24, 2023 2:39 pm

*Their suits start to rip*

Both: Uh oh!

Subject: Re: Charity Overdrive Sun Sep 24, 2023 3:15 pm

Flash: we gotta get to cover

Subject: Re: Charity Overdrive Sun Sep 24, 2023 4:06 pm

*Wonder Woman nods, as they both awkwardly move*

Subject: Re: Charity Overdrive Sun Sep 24, 2023 4:06 pm

*each step gets slower as they get bigger*

Subject: Re: Charity Overdrive Sun Sep 24, 2023 4:08 pm

*Wonder Woman groans*

Wonder Woman: We've blown up like enormous balloons!

Subject: Re: Charity Overdrive Sun Sep 24, 2023 5:11 pm

Flash: like mega blobs

Subject: Re: Charity Overdrive Sun Sep 24, 2023 5:37 pm

MEANWHILE...

Reporter: She is famed for her iconic cry, he has an iconic call. But both Black Canary and Shazam are
staying silent for a great cause.

*Black Canary and Shazam are both muffled*

Subject: Re: Charity Overdrive Sun Sep 24, 2023 5:59 pm

*more heroes end up in twisted charity events*

Subject: Re: Charity Overdrive Mon Sep 25, 2023 12:24 am

*Batgirl looks horrified.*

Batgirl: This is insane. Every single one of those charity payments was verified.

Batman (radio): Whoever we are dealing with, they're good. I think it's time to bring in outside help.

Subject: Re: Charity Overdrive Mon Sep 25, 2023 12:55 am

Batgirl: they are our only option at this point

Subject: Re: Charity Overdrive Mon Sep 25, 2023 2:39 am

*The emergency signal is activated*

MEANWHILE...

*The signal goes off just as Vibes is drinking coffee*

Vibes (thought): Seriously, did it have to be mid-sip?

Subject: Re: Charity Overdrive Mon Sep 25, 2023 6:57 am

Vibes: ill get the back up

Subject: Re: Charity Overdrive Mon Sep 25, 2023 9:31 am

*Vibes speeds off*

Subject: Re: Charity Overdrive Mon Sep 25, 2023 9:32 am

*the only one who eesponds is Van*

Subject: Re: Charity Overdrive Mon Sep 25, 2023 9:42 am

*Vibes looks confused*

Vibes: Is nobody else about?

Van: Thanks!

Vibes: You know what I mean!

Van: It's a big city Vibes.

Subject: Re: Charity Overdrive Mon Sep 25, 2023 9:43 am

Van: some people need to stay behind. We can handle it...plus i kinda want a redemption arc after that slobulon business.

Subject: Re: Charity Overdrive Mon Sep 25, 2023 9:47 am

*Vibes nods*

Vibes: Fair play, I'll fill you in on the way.

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