Goofball Goofs The Justice League

*Vibes nods*

Vibes: You got it! Time to HONK!

Van: ...what was that?

*Vibes clutches her head*

Vibes: I...I can get through BEEP I just need to need to...

*Vibes starts giggling*

Van: v?

*Vibes tries to regroup*

Vibes: I'm sorry. I just need to...need to...PFFT!

*Vibes covers her mouth, desperately trying to stop laughing*

Van: *tries to pull her away from the villain*

*Goofball laughs*

Goofball: Oh come on, have some fun!

Van: come on v snap out of it

*Vibes gasps but then gradually returns to normal*

Vibes: Dang...he really got in my head there!

Van: phew. Ok. So close proximity causes....whatever that was

*Vibes nods*

Vibes: Yeah. But we need to figure out how to take him on to change...well...everything here.

Van: there has to be a way....

*Vibes nods*

Vibes: You're right we just need to...

*She sees Wonder Woman looking horrified as she keeps skipping with a gold skipping rope*

Vibes: Wondy! What happened?

Wonder Woman: I am compelled to obey! I...I can't...stop...skipping!

Van: maybe if we get the rope away?

*Vibes nods*

Vibes: On it! PSYCHIC MODE!

*Vibes tries to focus but as she does she glows yellow*

Vibes: I fell asleep during Oppenheimer and bluffed my opinion of the movie hoping you wouldn't notice!

Van: i told you we could have gone to watch barbie if you wanted...wait getting off track, what was that about v?

*Vibes laughs awkwardly*

Vibes: I think that skipping rope is a transformed version of Wonder Woman's lasso and I really love her costume
        and I know all about Sal's stashed snacks but don't say anything because I know she's processing her issues
        with Dr Anty and I know that no matter what I do I can never get my Mum and Dad back. Also I never cook
        at home because that stove we have freaks me out.

Van: wh...whats wrong with the stove- wait no off track again. Vibes break the link

*Vibes stops glowing yellow and flops down*

Vibes: Okay...that thing has really messed with them.

Wonder Woman: I could have told you that. By the way while I appreciate you rescuing us
I would prefer it if I didn't get turned fat even though sometimes I
wonder what it would be like for Steve Trevor to become my feeder and...

Vibes and Van: Don't you start!

Van: ok. So a psychic break didnt work.... *he takes a few steps back*

* Vibes realises*

Vibes: Wait...there might be another way... STEAL MODE!

Van: wait i was gonna try tackling-

*too late*

*Vibes grabs the skipping rope, making the glow fade and turn it into rope. Wonder Woman
flops down, exhausted*

Wonder Woman: So...much...skipping...

Van: huh. That worked. Great job v....v? *he looks to vibes*

*Vibes is jumping up and down on the spot, glowing yellow*

Vibes: I know teasing Sal annoys her but I do it because I'm an incurable attention hog and the main reason
I go to therapy is so I can talk, lie on a couch and get a lollipop at the end.

* Wonder Woman picks up her lasso and then realises*

Wonder Woman: Hideous Hades! She has absorbed the magic of the transformed lasso!