The rise of a queen

*Van groans as he awakens in a dark void*

* He hears a hissing sound*

Van: what was that?

*He looks round to see a massive balloon of Guillermo*

Guillermo: Hi neighbour!

Van: g?! *he falls back*

* Guillermo laughs*

Guillermo: Don't worry Van, this is a happy place!

Van: *tries to run*

* As Van runs he hears giggling*

Van (thought): What the heck?

*He feels his body turn to rubber*

Van: Oh crap!

Queen vibes: dont resist dear....its so fun

Van: i dont know who you are but ill save vibes- *he is cut off as his rear balloons*

*Queen Vibes laughs*

Queen Vibes: You don't want that silly old fuddy-duddy

Queen Vibes: all im doing is for the greater good

Voices: the greater good

Van: oi!

Queen Vibes: No more silly fighting, just happiness and floating!

Van: *keeps swelling*

* Queen Vibes clutches Van's cheeks*

Queen Vibes: Wibble wobble!

Van: *shoves her away*

*Queen Vibes laughs*

Queen Vibes: You can't get away!

Van: i...i wont break

*Van strains as he tries to get away*

Van: im too round ...

*Fiona bounces and bumps into Van*

Fiona: Oops!

Van: *slams into a wall*

*Fiona laughs*

Fiona: Resisting is stupid, you silly billy!

*meanwhile*