Cookie Will Make It Better

* Flash, Wonder Woman and Batman find themselves in a cave*

Flash: W...Where are we?

Wonder Woman: I...I don't know. But we're getting out of here.

Voices: HA! HA! HA!

Flash: What was that?

Batman: Let's not worry about that, let's just get out of here.

Voices: FREAKS! LOSERS!

Flash: Stop it!

Batman: ignore them

*Flash nods*

Flash: You're right, I'll just find a way out...

Voices: YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING, WEAKLING!

*Flash tries to run but stumbles and falls over*

Voices: HA! HA! HA!

*Wonder Woman scowls*

Wonder Woman: This is some kind of trick, we can beat this!

Voices: YOU'RE A USELESS UGMO, BLUNDER WOMAN!

* Wonder Woman flops down*

Wonder Woman (thought): They...they're just words...but...it's like I'm being pounded with blows!

Flash: this is gonna be rough

Voices: YOU'RE ALL LIMP, USELESS AND PATHETIC!

Batman: Stop...being...so...mean!

Voices: HA! HA! HA!

*they all flop down*

* Wonder Woman looks up*

Wonder Woman: S...Show yourselves...you...meanies!

*They look round to see they're surrounded by pink, cackling ghosts*

Ghost: We're right here...and you three are big, weak, powerless fatties!

Flash: We're...not...fat!

*the 3 balloon in size*

*The ghosts cackle and laugh, blowing and knocking the three down*

Wonder Woman: They're so mean!

Flash: I want my Mummy!

Batman: no listen

*The ghosts laugh as their costumes transform into round balls*

Wonder Woman: We...we need to get away!

* They struggle as they try to waddle away. They look round as they hear a soothing voice*

Cookie: Oh you poor dears...

Flash: who's there?

*They look round to see Cookie, a plump blond woman in an inflated chef costume*

Cookie: Don't worry you big round dumplings, Cookie's here to look after you now.

Wonder woman: uh...ok...

* Cookie rolls the three away as the noise of the ghosts gets fainter*

*the 3 calm down*

MEANWHILE...

* Black Canary looks exasperated at Martian Manhunter*

Black Canary: What do you mean you can't find them?

Martian Manhunter: I tried, I can't hear them.

Canary: well thats just great

*Black Canary scowls*

Black Canary: We have tech, magic, psychics, all these resources. Three superheroes can't just disappear!

Martian manhunter: it wouldnt be the first time

*Black Canary thinks about this*

Black Canary: I think we need to bring in the last resort.

*Martian manhunter nods*

ELSEWHERE...

*Vibes clutches her head*

Vibes: Oh dang it, will I ever finish my coffee without this happening?

Van: probably not

*Vibes sighs*

Vibes: Guess we'd better go for a ride. You got your sickbag ready?