Raiding The Mind Palace

*Lara Croft dodges arrows aimed at her, before rolling away from blades aimed at her*

Lara (thought): Got to wonder who maintains these traps!

Voice: You are a fraud.

Lara: what? *she stumbles, tripping pressure pads*

*Binds grip her body*

Lara: Ungh! Ungh!

Lara (thought): What the heck just happened?

*she is pulled until her body is stretched out like putty*

* Lara is shocked*

Lara (thought): This...this can't be possible!

Voice: And yet it is.

Lara: im....im just silly putty

* Lara looks horrified as she stretches further and further*

Lara: AAAGH!

Lara: whats happening to me?!

Voice: youre finally the failure you always were!!!

* Lara wakes up in the middle of a city*

Lara (thought): Okay. That was some kind of...weird daydream.

*she sees herself in a super hero costume*

* Lara looks confused*

Lara (thought): Huh?

Lara: well. When in rome

* Lara smiles as she flies up into the sky*

Lara (thought): This...is...amazing!

Lara: nothing can stop me *she sees a problem at the abandoned deus ex machina warehouse*

* Lara grins*

Lara (thought): This looks like a job for... Mega Lara!

*she flies in*

Mega hera: ah. Mega lara my old nemesis. Prepare to meet your end.

Mega Lara: you havent defeated me yet Mega Hera!!!

Mega Hera: but today i have...YOUR WEAKNESS!!!

*Giant doughnuts land on top of Mega Lara*

Mega Lara: No...it can't be...

Mega Hera: Yes Mega Lara....you are incapable of fighting your love of doughnuts!

*lara cant stop herself from devouring the donuts*

* Mega Hera cackles insanely*

Mega Hera: Yes...feel your muscles turn into a mass of flab!

Lara: *balloons into a blob, her powers fading away*

*Mega Hera clutches Lara's cheeks*

Mega Hera: Don't worry Mega Lardo, I'll make sure you're well fed!

Lara: this....cant...be happening!

* Lara looks round to see she's in a circus big top, people throwing food at her and laughing*

Lara: no no no! *she struggles and fattens until she is covered by her own body*

* Lara groans*

Lara: Just...a...blob!