The Plumper Couple

Van: just...relax.....van....blimp

*Temptress rubs his belly*

Temptress: Good boy.

*van's mind clouds over as he swells up into a balloon*

*Van beams happily*

Van: van...happy blimp

Temptress: men are far to easy

MEANWHILE...

*Vibes is trying to move through thick green fog*

Vibes (thought): This is...creepy...

Vibes: it smells like celery

* She hears faint sounds of Van and Insect Girl*

Vibes: Guys? I...I'm coming for you!

*she takes another step when the fog turns golden*

*Vibes gulps*

Vibes (thought): Uh oh.

*her arms balloon up, as her usual weakness seems to have changed effects slightly*

*Vibes raises an eyebrow*

Vibes (thought): Something really messed up is going on....in my own head.

Vibes: i look like a gorilla

*Vibes groans as she moves*

Vibes (thought): I can figure this out...I have to!

Voice: you wont.....youll fail like we always do

Vibes: not...listening *she tries to focus but the swelling just moves from her arms to her gut*

* Vibes looks down*

Vibes (thought): It's not real...it's not real...

Voice: (sounding just like vibes) you know better than most the mind can make the impossible quite real

*Vibes struggled as her gut balloons bigger*

Voice: we let our guard down. Now we have to stew in the consequences.

Vibes: didnt know my inner quitter was so annoying *she inches closer to van and ig's voices

*Vibes scowls*

Vibes (thought): Got to keep moving!

*she sees a blimped van seemingly not too far away...though as she tries to catch up she realizes what she thought was a flat sized van nearby...was really a truely massive van from far away.*

Vibes: oh sod off perception tricks

*Vibes groans*

Vibes (thought): Really need to deal with this crazy stuff.

Voice: maybe its better like this...not like we have a good track record with boyfriends

Vibes: oh shut up! *she returns to normal*

*Vibes scowls*

Vibes: Enough of this crap, let's get everything cleaned up in here then I am getting back to Van!

Vibes(?): can we really though? *a shadowy double appears* its not the first time we were messed up this badly...