Sonic Less Than Prime Pt 1- Out of Form

* Vibes is having coffee with Van, looking round nervously*

Van: What?

Vibes: Seems every time we have coffee something weird kicks off lately.

Van: adventures gotta start at some point. Least it waits till after the caffeine

*Vibes laughs*

Vibes: Yeah just got to wait for...

THERE'S A SUDDEN FLASH...

* Vibes speeds through a dimensional subspace and sees Sonic on the other side*

Vibes and Sonic: What are you doing here?

Van: and there it is. Check please

*Vibes thuds down in an oddly coloured dimension*

Vibes (thought): Something about this place feels...wonky.

*As she cautiously moves, she notices a poster starring a handsome muscular cat and
a sexy female frog*

Vibes (thought): I don't know why, but somehow that seems wrong...

Vibes: i have a major bad feeling

*Vibes looks round to see a fat, waddling Sonic*

Vibes (thought): Hang on...

*She flashes back to the brief moment in the sub dimension, seeing the speeding Sonic*

Vibes (thought): Okay, something has REALLY gone wrong.

Vibes: arent you supposed to be speedy?

* Sonic snorts*

Sonic: Maybe once. But now...we don't need to.

*Vibes looks round*

Vibes: What do you mean..."don't need to"?

Sonic: This place is made for us. Nothing to worry about here.

Vibes: thats.....never a good thing.

*Sonic smiles*

Sonic: You should try the chilli dogs here. That will change your mind!

Vibes: .....i doubt it but i could eat

*Sonic smiles*

Sonic: Neat, plus I'll introduce you to the gang.

*Vibes follows the strange sonic, realizing her own friends are missing*

*Vibes tries to think*

Vibes (thought): This whole place seems a bit Truman Show.

Sonic: here we are

* As they walk in, Vibes looks to see a dopey looking Tails, Knuckles struggling to lift a plate with a muffin on it, Rouge wearing
what appears to be a Judy Garland-esque dress and Amy with multiple colours in her hair and an acoustic guitar*

Vibes (thought): Okay, I've gone from Truman Show to a carnival mirror version of Friends.

Sonic: this is the gang

*Sonic smiles*

Sonic: This is Tails, he's super laidback.

Tails (lazily) : 'Sup?

Sonic: This is Knuckles...

*Knuckles spills coffee and cries*

Sonic : He's a bit sensitive.

* Rouge is making latte art with a toothpick*

Sonic: Rouge is so sweet...

* Amy strums a guitar*

Amy: All...is...death...

Sonic: Amy is...creative.

Vibes: love the.....hair...

*Vibes looks concerned*

Vibes (thought): Something is seriously up. The Sonic I came across in the...wherever I was...he wasn't like this!

Vibes: so uh...who's in charge here?

* The friends all laugh and Vibes laughs alongside*

Vibes: So...?

* Sonic snorts*

Sonic: Mayor Nick Roberts! He really cleaned up this place!

Vibes: nick roberts. Alright then

* Vibes gets up. Amy eyes her suspiciously*

Amy: Where are you going?

Vibes: Uh...to the bathroom?