A Machine That Gains The Rage

Van: hm? Oh hey V

*Vibes smiles awkwardly*

Vibes: It's about...where you're from...

Van: .....right.....

*Vibes tries to think*

Vibes: There's no easy way to ask this...do you think it's a good planet?

Van: i mean.....its not unicron if thats what you think.

*Vibes laughs*

Vibes: It's not a scary villain planet with the voice of Orson Welles, cool that's a start. You see here's the thing...
Sal wants to go there.

Van: .....i.....i dont know.....i mean i doubt its a hellscape since i was gone but.....its where she....where they.....

*Vibes gulps*

Vibes: Okay, looks like my next conversation with Sal is going to be even more awkward.

Van: look its juast a lot at once ya know? I mean....how would you handle all this?

*Vibes nods*

Vibes: Well I was mainly in denial until caramel made me inflate and cost me my job.

Van: i dont think ill be able to follow those steps.

*Vibes sighs*

Vibes: I'll talk to Sal to back off until you get your head round this.

Van: *hugs vibes* youre the best V.

*Vibes kisses him*

Vibes: See you later...

MEANWHILE...

* MCV sighs*

MCV (thought): Back to bloody diversion duty!

Haseo: *over a com link* if it helps, think of it as getting a front row seat to the chaos. An easy trst should be using the device on ak and wonder

*MCV smiles*

MCV: OK I can work with that.

*soon enough vibes and sally arrive*

Sally: you again? Really?

*MCV scowls*

MCV: Believe me it's not my life's goal to constantly fight Loudmouth and Funsponge

*she flicks the device on*

Vibes: well maybe you should quit attacking when iron sides is close enough to drag me along with her

*Sal glares at her*

Sal: It's funny how those psychic powers never seem to pick up when people think you're being a jerk!

Vibes: why do i need them to do that when you tell me for just looking around

*Sal scowls*

Sal: We will talk about this later. We have a fight to do!

Vibes: Oh shock horror, the "leader" decides when we talk.

Sally: shut up before i make you *shoves vibes*

*Vibes gets up, laughing*

Sal: What's so funny?

Vibes: You pretending to be hard!

Sally; we both know i can take you.