The Trial Of Wondervixen

* Sally looks confused*

Sally: Umm...I...

She-Hulk: Let me rephrase that...have you ever had an appointment with a qualified therapist?

Sally: well yes. Dr anty.

* She-Hulk nods*

She-Hulk: So...you saw him and talked to him?

Sal: Yes.

She-Hulk: And you talked to him about what you were going through?

Sal: Yes.

She hulk: and according to his analysis, he says you have body dismorphia yes? *gives sally an apologetic look*

Sally: *winces* yes....that was his diagnosis......

She hulk: which....is what platinum and temptress in tandem used in efforts to exploit and exacerbate you and get what they wanted, making them the puppet masters in the end. Correct?

*Sal hesitates but nods*

Sal: Yes.

She hulk: *looks at the judge* i believe the evidence shown has proven the masterminds of the platinum incident were both temptress and platinum

*The Judge nods*

Judge: Is that your closing statement?

She-Hulk: Yes your honour.

Squirmy: *tries to come up with his own

* Squirmy rights himself*

Squirmy: Your honour, she is a serial liar and manipulator who uses her past trauma as an excuse. Mega Fox picked her for
a reason. I rest my case.

The judge: *looks between the 2*

*The Judge sighs*

Judge: I have heard the evidence put before me...and my final verdict is this... Not guilty.

Sally: *breaths a sigh of relief

*Sal smiles*

Sal: So...can we get our normal bodies back?

Judge: You will be returned to your dimensional point.

*Sal turns to She-Hulk*

Sal: Guess that means we're off then?

She-Hulk: Guess so.

Sally: thank you

* She-Hulk smiles*

She-Hulk: You're welcome. This was an interesting challenge.

*the 2 are sent home*

* Sal returns to see Vibes and Guillermo. She rushes up and hugs them*

Vibes: oof. Hey sal

*Sal smiles*

Sal: I...I'm so glad you're here and...I'm...I'm...sorry.

Vibes: its fine sal

*Sal smiles*

Sal: Thank you.

MEANWHILE...

*She-Hulk looks around to see she's in her bedroom*

She-Hulk (thought): Okay is this going to be one of those times I think it's a dream and then something comes
to tell me it isn't?

She hulk: ....nothing? Ok then

(OK final after this)

* She-Hulk shrugs*

She-Hulk (thought): Ah well, better get on with the day.

* She goes to her wardrobe...and sees an inflated sumo suit*

She-Hulk: What the...?

She hulk: ok i get it.

* She-Hulk sighs*

She-Hulk: Let me guess...my fridge is full of junk food?

*She opens it and sure enough it's ...*

She-Hulk: We're not setting up another story here, end this okay? We said "final post" three posts okay.

OK THEN. THE END.

She-Hulk: That's better.