Justice League v The One Man Band

* One Man Band walks into a bank with a drumkit on its back, cymbals on knees etc*

Cashier: You have got be kidding me.

One Man Band: I think you will find that I don't kid, all this money you want to get rid. As the music plays,
                     it's how it must be, you will give all the money to me!

* The cashier dances uncontrollably, handing over money*

Cashier (thought): W...What am I doing?

*the cashier empties the registers*

*As One Man Band goes to leave, security pulls guns on him*

One Man Band: With my music I aim to please but you can't aim when your guns are cheese!

*The guards look confused as their guns turn into cheese*

Cop: great. Back in the silver age.

Cop 2: you mean golden.

*They look round*

Cop: And...

Cop 2: Yup he's gone.

*They sigh*

Cop: So...?

Cop 2: We definitely need to get the Justice League on this.

*later*

*Batman and Wonder Woman are reviewing the footage*

Batman: That's...strange.

Wonder Woman: Yeah...even for us.

Batman: probably some sonic based abilities

*Wonder Woman smiles*

Wonder Woman: So...we put in some ear plugs and smash them up?

Batman: Sometimes the simplest answer is the correct one.

Flash: awesome

*Wonder Woman smiles*

Wonder Woman: Let's track this villain down then.

*they head out*

LATER...

*Wonder Woman, Flash and Batman head toward a music shop*

Flash: So...why is he going from a bank to a music shop?

Wonder Woman: Maybe he's looking to get new instruments?

Batman: best assumption

*They put in earplugs. Batman gestures Flash and Wonder Woman to follow*

*they head in*

*One Man Band gleefully plays all the instruments, the shop assistant under his spell*

One Man Band: Thank you very kindly sir, these instruments will cause quite a stir!

Flash: *speed punches one man band*

*One Man Band is knocked to the ground. Flash stops.*

Flash: Okay....let's...

*One Man Band chuckles*

One Man Band: You may be a lad who's fast on the feet but even you can't resist my beat!

Flash: what?

*One Man Band starts playing a drum*

One Man Band: You may be quick but you can't fight a beat this sick!

*Flash looks shocked as he starts to dance*

Flash (thought): I have no idea what he's saying but I...I can't...stop...dancing!

Flash: i cant hear it so how is it effecting me

*Wonder Woman glares at One Man Band*

Wonder Woman (thought): I'll use my lasso and force him to stop!

*she gets caught in the neat too*

*One Man Band laughs*

One Man Band: You may be an Amazon but when your hear my music your mind is gone!