The Warp Woes of Vibes and Carmy

*Vibes and Carmy blush as spotlights focus on them*

*they struggle to move*

*Mergelita laughs*

Mergelita: Look at them...they can barely waddle!

*the crowd throws food*

*Mergelita beams*

Mergelita: Yeah...guzzle it down you nameless blubberguts!

*they eat*

*Vibes sighs*

Vibes (thought): No...name...

Mergelita: id better get mcv.

*MCV emerges from Mergelita*

Mergelita: oh right. Thought i was just the lotas

*With this disruption, Mergelita is briefly distracted*

Vibes: W...What's going on?

Carmy: I... I want to get my head back.

Vibes: Me too.

Vibes: need...hurry

*Vibes realises*

Vibes: I...I have an idea...but...it's a long shot...

Carmy: What?

Vibes: We...merge.

Carmy: what if...we lose ourselves more?

*Vibes looks at her seriously*

Vibes: Right now we're two supersized blobs who can't say their own names. Pretty soon Mergelita will reform back
and we'll be powerless again. A crazy risk is basically all we have.

Carm: ....fine

*Vibes and Carmy both shut their eyes, straining as they both struggle to focus*

Vibes and Carmy (thought): Don't think of names...don't panic...just...form...

*they begin to fuse*

*Vibes and Carmy smile as they form a fusion of AK Girl and Carmalita*

AKLita: I am...AK LITA!

Mergelita: oh crap

*AKLita smiles as she glows purple*

AKLita: SUPER PSYCHIC MODE!

*the 2 are blasted away, the heroes cured*

*AKLita smiles*

AKLita: Let's unmerge so we can high-five.

*they split up*

*They smile as they high five*

Vibes and Carmy: Nice!