Nightmare Cheese

Van: *reaches planet size* MUMPH!

Omega: tata for now *warps into Sally's nightmare*

*Sal is being hurled to the ground by PP*

PP: If you want my advice...don't get up.

Omega: i'd take it. of course the focus of this may change soon

*Sal scowls*

Sal: Jason?

Omega: It's Omega. I guess I'm kind of the archetypal focus or whatever in here.

Sal: To be honest after hearing that I preferred the savage beating.

Omega: oh now that you shouldn't have said *sal gets transported to her old childhood home*

*Sal is horrified*

Sal: Oh...oh...no.

*She sees the mirror in front of her. Her body looks enormously flabby*

Sal: Oh no...Mum can't see me like this!

MEANWHILE IN THE REAL WORLD...

*Amber looks concerned*

Amber: It's weird...it's like there's no trace of them.

*G sees a TV in a store*

G: Not quite.

*The station reports the disturbance at the supermarket and the giant cheese*

Amber: I'm guessing this cheese thing's arrival and our friends going missing is not
a coincidence.

G: We're superheroes. We're not allowed to believe in coincidences.

Amber: well let's go melt the sucker

*G smiles*

G: Sounds good to me.

MEANWHILE IN SAL'S DREAM...

*Sal's mother enters, seeing her stuffing her face with pizza*

Sal's Mother: You horrible child! You've been sneaking food again! No wonder you're so fat!

Omega: *is hiding as one of sally's stuffed animals* oh this is good

*Sal's face turns red as she is forced to do situps*

Sal's Mother: Harder! Harder! We need to do better than third place!

Sal: Y...Yes...Mum...

Omega: wow. what a jerk

*Sal collapses, barely able to breathe*

MEANWHILE...

*Amber and G see the giant cheese heading toward the power plant*

Amber: Oh boy, we'd better move fast!

G: right. let's go

*They swoop toward the cheese*

G: Reckon you can blast it from here?

Amber: oh yeah *shoots a few fireballs at the cheese*

*Amber grins as she hits the cheese*

Amber: Nailed it.

*The grin fades as the cheese gets bigger*

Amber: What the...?

MEANWHILE...

*Vibes has flopped to her knees, her head now the size of a giant boulder*

Vibes: AAAGH!

Omega: how's the head full of voices working out for ya?

*Vibes is in tears*

Vibes: So...so many...can't...help them...

Omega: let's try another mode then. in case you forgot that. then again you'll still be in a bad spot regardless

*Vibes scowls as she struggles to concentrate*

Vibes: Sh...sh...shield mode!

*Vibes activates the shield mode. But as she does so she gets trapped inside*

Vibes: W...What the...?

Omega: Trapped in your own shield. How bout that?

Omega: oh that's fun. i wonder what steal mode does

*Vibes struggles*

Vibes: No...not playing your game...STEAL MODE!

*She then sees herself grabbing onto a marshmallow*

Vibes: What the...?

MEANWHILE...

*G tries to get Amber away from the cheese*

G: It's like the fire made the cheese stronger!

Amber: Oh you think?

Amber: now help me out of this thing!

*The cheese grips around G and Amber*

G: I...I can't fight it! My...my strength has no effect!

Amber: And my powers just make it stronger! This is nuts!

Amber: this is so MUMPH