RC Space: Crash Landing on Planet Slob

Slob 2: only if we get the scraps from the bigger guys

Vibes: those aliens are massive

*Lilith gulps*

Lilith: OK now this is starting to make more sense.

Lilith: vibes let me see your tum

*Vibes nervously lifts her shirt*

*her gut is now chubby

Vibes: What the...?

Lilith: oh no. Were on planet slob!

*Vibes groans*

Vibes: That explains...well, everything.

Vibes: .....whats the planet of slobulins again?

Lilith: *groans* a race focused on soze and laziness, which alone doesnt sound dangerous but they have become so....unique at it their very gravity can slowly transfomr those caught in it. And there are some that wish to find ways to sap the energy of nonslobulons for power

Vibes: Okay...that's...bad. Really bad.

*with a loud gurgle all members of the away team gain a few dozen pounds*

Sal: Oh no! Not again!

Vibes: sal? I thought you were with van?

Sally: i didnt trust you alone

Slob 1: well well well. Bring in you all and well be handsomly rewarded

*Vibes goes to reach her phaser but struggles*

*the slobs knock the crew out*

*meanwhile

Van: *is working on repairs, failing to realize the dire environment he is in and not noticing his body slowly fattening* man why is this so exhausting today

*Van yawns*

Van (thought): Hey where did Sal go?

Van: maybe its time i took a break *as he says this he breaks the ladder, now too heavy* oomph. Cheap ladders

*Van groans*

Van: You'd think we'd have some cool lifting platforms or something

Van: or a snack delivery.......

*Van groans*

Van (thought): Getting up is hard.

Van: i...i feel so heavy....and lazy....and hungry.... *his toolbelt pops off*

*Van groans*

Van (thought): Hope there's food in the ship.

Van: *tries to stand before getting winded*

*Van sighs*

Van (thought): This is not good.

Van: how will i get food now? *his body gets fatter and food consumes more of his thoughts*