What If...Temptress took on the Avengers

Natasha: so...full

* Iron Man looks round*

Iron Man: W...What happened?

Black Widow: Cookies...cookies make it all better...

*her belt snaps*

*Hawkeye looks across*

Hawkeye: Dang Natasha you got...plump.

Natasha: shut up. All of you.....i...i dont remember what happened

* She groans as she tries to sit up*

Black Widow: You could help you know!

* The others strain as they try to get up*

Captain America: W...What's happening?

Hawkeye: Feel...so...heavy...

Natasha: wha? *struggles to look*

*The others are in heavy looking suits*

Iron Man: She...she switched our suits!

Temptress: very easily i might add

*Hulk scowls*

Hulk: Me...want...

*Temptress kisses Hulk*

Hulk: Whatever nice lady says Hulk want.

Natasha: you leave them alone!

*Temptress holds Natasha*

Temptress: They can all see you Natasha...the red room's top recruit...now a big fat failure!

Natasha: im...not that fat

*She starts to imagine the red room*

Natasha: No...get out of my head!

*her gut growls*

* Natasha struggles as she is surrounded by everyone pointing and laughing at her*

Natasha: Stop it, stop it!

*she sees massive amounts of food*

*Natasha strains*

Natasha: Want to...resist...but...FOOD!

*she digs in*

*Temptress holds Natasha*

Temptress: That's it, there's a good girl...

Temptress: sorry dear. Only room for one hot lady in this group *she laughs*

*Temptress smiles*

Temptress: You all work for me now.

*they all nod*

MEANWHILE...

* Maria is with Nick Fury*

Maria: No word from any of your team.

*Nick Fury sighs*

Nick Fury: I didn't want to do this.

*He pulls out a phone with a "For Fox Sake" cover*

Maria: you cant be serious