Toymaker's Limited Editions

* Some of the Justice League are fighting robots with bladed fidget spinners*

Wonder Woman: Fidget spinners?

Flash: You'd think a toy designing villain would do something more up to date, like a blind bag or something.

Superman: *smashes a bot

* Hawkgirl smashes them with her mace*

Toymaker: stop breaking my toys!

*Flash laughs*

Flash: They don't make them like they used to.

*they soon arrest Toymaker*

*Toymaker seethes as he sits in his cell*

Toymaker (thought): I was utterly humiliated. It wasn't fair!

Toymaker: i need to take my revenge

* Warp King appears in front of him, sighing sympathetically*

Warp King: They don't recognise your genius.

Toymaker: wha? who are you?

*Warp King grins*

Warp King: Oh yes of course. My name is Warp King, keeper of the dimension between time and space.

Toymaker: and youre here to help me?

*Warp King laughs*

Warp King: Bold of you to assume but you're not wrong.

Toymaker: oh really?

*Warp King nods*

Warp King: How would you like the Justice League to be your toys?

Toymaker: im listening

*Warp King smiles*

Warp King: With my warp power, you can turn them into anything you can imagine.

*Toymaker raises an eyebrow*

Toymaker: And what do you want in return?

Warp King: I may ask you to take care of a little...animal infestation.

Toymaker: hm.....i assume you mean more heroes....if i can turn THEM into toys once i take them down as well you have a deal

*Warp King turns into a giant demonic form*

Warp King: YOU DARE MAKE DEMANDS OF THE MIGHTY WARP KING?!

*He returns to normal as he sees Toymaker shaking*

Warp King: Just kidding, I like  your style. We have a deal.

Toymaker: if you can do all this...why not do it yourself?

*Warp King laughs*

Warp King: Why drive a car when you can walk everywhere?

Toymaker: if you say so

*Warp King smiles*

Warp King: Have fun.

*Toymaker looks baffled as Warp King disappears*

Toymaker (thought): How strange.

*He ponders*

Toymaker (thought): What toys would I turn them all into?

* Toymaker imagines Black Canary turning into a child's music player*

Black canary: *doing a villain check in on toymaker* alright toymaker i heard noise *fails to notice as a windup key forms in her back and her speaking turns more singsongy*

*Black Canary starts singing Pop Goes The Weasel to herself*

Black Canary (thought): OK that's rand...Do do do dah do...