What if Vol 1 - The AK Aftermath

Amber: sal what are you doing to yourself?

*Sal beams*

Sal: Well instead of being miserable I think I'm going to stuff myself until I burst!

Amber: no. sal you aren't thinking right.

*Sal slumps down, crying*

Sal: I know, this is what happened last time. Only it's worse because it's people I know!

Amber: no. it's you *pokes sally's forehead* thinking it's people you know. G was just taken back by shock. you did hide out so he couldn't see you like this. he knew you as the skinny version so seeing you only a few days later like this would shock any one.

*Sal nods*

Sal: I was so scared I didn't realise what I was doing would make it worse.

Amber: it's fine sal. at least we don't have temptress running around

*meanwhile*

Van: *is heading to DV's house* hope DV is ok with this

*In DV's house*

*DV clutches her head*

DV: Oh boy...human bodies are lightweights.

Van: *walks in* i see you haven't gotten used to the body yet.

*DV groans*

DV: Can you turn the volume down on your voice?

Van: sorry DV

*DV groans*

DV: I need bacon. Now.

Van: *pokes her gut* i don't think you need it

*DV groans*

DV: But I want it...

Van: with your fox form gone your metabolism wen with it. you gotta deal for now

*DV groans*

DV: Being human in this dimension is total bunkum.

Van: least this form is temporary

*DV grins*

DV: Temporary eh? In that case why don't we...have some fun?

*Van raises an eyebrow*

Van: Where are you going with this?

Van: please don't say rampage while like this

*DV grins*

DV: If I'm going to be a tub...you're joining me!

Van: say wha-WHOA! *gets pulled away by DV*

*DV grins*

DV: All you can eat! All you can eat!

Van: i dunno....

*DV scowls*

DV: I'm a hungover woman who is very hungry. Do you really want to raise objections at this point?

Van: .....point taken