Secret Inflation Pt 3: Inflationy War

*Vibes gulps as they look outside Avengers Tower*

Vibes: Just hope somebody's in.

Van: right. Lets go save some heroes *the 3 enter....or try to, but the simultaneous entry gets the 3 puffy heroes comedically stuck in the door frame*

*Vibes groans*

Vibes: This is...awkward.

Van: talk about a comedic ending

*Iron Man flies over them*

Iron Man: OK, this isn't the route for the Thanksgiving parade.

Van: oh ha ha tony. Just help us out.

*meanwhile*

balloon boy: now to start a war

*Balloon Boy grins*

Balloon Boy (thought): Who shall I get on my team first?

*he laughs, 6 stones on his hand*

*Balloon Boy smiles*

Balloon Boy: Hmm...I think I'll start with the magic user.

*he snaps and laughs as a red and blue bolt flies into the sanctum and towards scarlet witch*

*Scarlet Witch looks horrified as she inflates*

Scarlet Witch: MUMPH!

Scarlet witch: i feel so.... *her eyes turn blue and she smiles* happy

*Scarlet Witch giggles*

Scarlet Witch: Everyone should be happy and blimpy like me!

Scarlet witch: all hail balloon boy

*Scarlet Witch floats off*

Balloon Boy (thought): Soon, they will all pop and I will be totally unstoppable!

Balloon boy: now for the super spy

*Balloon Boy floats off to find Black Widow*

Balloon boy: *sends out several bolts at heroes and villains alike*

* Black Cat, Toad and Electra all suddenly inflate*

All: must serve

MEANWHILE...

*Iron Man eyes Vibes, Lara and Van suspiciously*

Iron Man: So Only Way Is Essex here has a boyfriend who's going to turn everyone into
              blimps?

Lara: And then pop them to absorb their power and take over.

Iron Man: Thanks for the additional exposition Downtown Abbey.

Van: to be fair the popping bit is new. Also technically ex. Vibes isnt into the blimping

Vibes: not kink shaming mind!

Van: but yeah. Balloon boy is going ballistic

*Iron Man sighs*

Iron Man: So we need to figure out how to stop him?

Vibes: Yup.

Van: and fast

*Lara nods*

Lara: And do so without psychic power apparently.