Enter The Funcave

Subject: Re: Enter The Funcave Sun Oct 11, 2020 6:58 am

*He waddles awkwardly as the corridor bends and twists around him*

Subject: Re: Enter The Funcave Sun Oct 11, 2020 7:00 am

Van: whats...with this place? *he struggles to even look around as the suit completely stiffens up*

Subject: Re: Enter The Funcave Sun Oct 11, 2020 7:03 am

*Laughter echoes around him*

Voice: Hee hee hee! This is so much fun!

*Van sees a TV screen where Sal is trapped in a bumper car*

Subject: Re: Enter The Funcave Sun Oct 11, 2020 7:05 am

Van: sal! *groans as he falls over trying to waddle forward, only now noticing the suit having grown like couch*

Subject: Re: Enter The Funcave Sun Oct 11, 2020 7:08 am

*Van gulps*

Van: No...this suit...it's supposed to protect me!

Subject: Re: Enter The Funcave Sun Oct 11, 2020 7:11 am

Van: ....ugh. and it did. By taking the morph instead. One of these days we need to invest in those body shield things

Subject: Re: Enter The Funcave Sun Oct 11, 2020 7:12 am

*Van sighs*

Van (thought): Got to find a way out of here...

Subject: Re: Enter The Funcave Sun Oct 11, 2020 7:14 am

Van: *struggles to find the release button on the suit*

Subject: Re: Enter The Funcave Sun Oct 11, 2020 7:16 am

*Van groans*

Van: Come on!

Subject: Re: Enter The Funcave Sun Oct 11, 2020 7:18 am

Van: got it! *presses the button*

Subject: Re: Enter The Funcave Sun Oct 11, 2020 7:19 am

*Van is freed from the protection suit*

Subject: Re: Enter The Funcave Sun Oct 11, 2020 7:22 am

Van: *runs down the path*

Subject: Re: Enter The Funcave Sun Oct 11, 2020 7:27 am

*Van looks round to see the exit*

Van (thought): Got it!

Subject: Re: Enter The Funcave Sun Oct 11, 2020 7:32 am

*he runs through, appearing in a dunk tank.....over very ominous green liquid*

Subject: Re: Enter The Funcave Sun Oct 11, 2020 7:33 am

*He sees some weird looking people with sponges...and they all resemble Lara Croft*

Van: What the...?

Subject: Re: Enter The Funcave Sun Oct 11, 2020 7:35 am

Van: whats with the sponges. *tries to get out of the dunk tank seat* and uh...id rather not take a dip thanks

Subject: Re: Enter The Funcave Sun Oct 11, 2020 7:37 am

*The sponges are thrown toward a target over his head*

Subject: Re: Enter The Funcave Sun Oct 11, 2020 7:39 am

Van: oh please. Like that'll- *he is cut off as the target is hit, dumping him into the green*

Subject: Re: Enter The Funcave Sun Oct 11, 2020 7:44 am

*Van groans as it coats him*

Van: Ugh....

Subject: Re: Enter The Funcave Sun Oct 11, 2020 7:46 am

Van: nasty- ulp! *his body rapidly begins to absorb the goop, ballooning out and turning to jello*

Subject: Re: Enter The Funcave Sun Oct 11, 2020 7:51 am

*A ringleader Lara emerges*

Ringleader Lara: Ah, a great addition to our freak show!

Subject: Re: Enter The Funcave Sun Oct 11, 2020 7:52 am

Van: L...Lawa? *struggles to move*

Subject: Re: Enter The Funcave Sun Oct 11, 2020 7:53 am

*Ringleader Lara laughs*

Ringleader Lara: That's me...Well...we're all me! HA!

Subject: Re: Enter The Funcave Sun Oct 11, 2020 7:53 am

Van: what...why are you doing this?!

Subject: Re: Enter The Funcave Sun Oct 11, 2020 7:57 am

*Lara laughs*

Lara: I found this trinket and...let's just say it gave me a whole new perspective!