Avengers Reformed

Tony: point taken. maybe a bit longer....

SOMETIME LATER...

*They all look a bit awkward*

Tony: Want to get some lunch?

Scarlet Witch: we have to go help them.

*Black Widow sighs*

Black Widow: OK...but how? There's nothing in my training for...this?

Tony: we gotta wing it. or we'll be stuck like this forever

*Scarlet Witch nods, looking up at the glowing purple castle*

Scarlet Witch: OK Tony, lead the way.

*the avengers move in*

*Hawkeye looks up*

Hawkeye: So...how do we get in? Maybe use a battering ram of some kind?

*They look round at Thor...*

Thor: ....ugh. fine

*They grab Thor and use him to slam open the door*

Warp King: welcome

*Iron Man looks baffled*

Iron Man: OK...I'm looking at Willy Wonka meets the Terminator. Weird.

Warp King: i am the one in charge of the gap between universes

* Scarlet Witch raises an eyebrow*

Scarlet Witch: So why transform us?

Warp King: Do you know how boring an infinite stream between time and space can be?

Warp King: i have to make my own entertainment

*Scarlet Witch scowls*

Scarlet Witch: So what do you want with us?

Warp King: Just a little social experiment.

Warp King: can you heroes save my captives in such odd forms....

*Warp King laughs*

Warp King: Let's see how mighty you Earth heroes really are.

*He disappears, leaving three doors*

Tony: 2 captives and 3 paths. great

*Hawkeye gulps*

Hawkeye: Please don't tell me we're going to split up.

Tony: i don't know

*Scarlet Witch ponders this*

Scarlet Witch: It's the only way to be sure.

Tony: right. let's go

*The Avengers go through the three doors*

Widow: *floats into the left door*