The Tarnishing of Steel

*Vibes sniffs the air*

Vibes (thought): Oh man it's the nicest smelling pie ever!

*vibes follows the smell*

*Vibes licks her lips*

Vibes: Must...have...pie...

Vibes: *finds a giant pie*

*Vibes beams, diving into the giant pie*

Vibes: yummy...funny. i feel like this is an ill omen

*Vibes ponders this*

Vibes (thought): But then...this pie is very yummy...

*she keeps eating, her fur turning blue*

*Vibes gobbles furiously*

Vibes: So...good...

*her stomach groans*

*Vibes grimaces*

Vibes (thought): I don't feel so good.

*her gut swells out*

*Vibes looks down*

Vibes: What the...?

Platinum: my my such a naughty guest

*Vibes gulps*

Platinum: Such a terrible, greedy little girl.

Vibes: oh no *she looks down as the swelling spreads*

*Platinum looks down on her*

Platinum: A big, flabby, naughty girl.

Vibes: i...i feel funny! *she turns into a giant blueberry*

*Platinum shrugs*

Platinum: Always happens when they eat the pie.

Vibes: i can't...be a berry hero

*Oompa Loompas appear*

Oompa Loompa: Oompa loompa doompady- doo
Someone here is screwed
And that person is you!
Who is the one with the constant chat
The one who won't shut up about that
The fact she thinks she great
The one who's blown up now
Oompa loompa doompady-doo
You cannot fight
Or run away too
You will live in constant fear too
Someone here screwed up
And that screw up is you...doompady-doo!

Platinum: like it? they worked all day on that one

*Vibes groans*

Vibes: I hate them almost as much as you.

Platinum: oh that's not nice. and here we were about to get you juiced.

*Platinum ponders this*

Platinum: I think someone needs a lesson in manners.