Karg multidimensional medicine. Tomb Waiter

*meanwhile*

* Lara is handing out cakes to people*

Lara: Eat up everyone! Balloon up and be happy!

*everyone seems unable to stop themselves*

*Lara laughs*

Lara (thought): Yeah, we're all going to big and bouncy!

Lara: all for mister karg

* The people all grin*

All: ALL FOR MISTER KARG

Lara: perfect

*Lara smiles*

Lara: Soon everyone will be happy and bouncy like me!

ELSEWHERE...

*The team arrives. Vibes clutches her head*

Van: Vibes?

Vibes: Getting a very weird vibe here.

Van: yeah. the blimped people are giving me that

*Vibes looks up*

Vibes: Oh crap, so you can see them too.

Van: hard to miss

*Vibes gulps*

Vibes: Stay on your guard.

Lara: OH! foxes welcome!

*Vibes looks horrified*

Vibes: Lara, what happened to you?

Lara: Something wonderful! I'm an enormous fat woman!

Lara: not just that! i'm the ultimate waiter for Doctor Karg's dream food!

*Vibes sighs*

Vibes: Oh boy, he really did a number on you.

Lara: no. he showed me the truth

* Vibes tries to stay calm*

Vibes: OK, think it's time to do my psychic thing.

Van: vibes i don't think that's a good idea.....erm...hey lara think you can point us to karg?

*Lara grins*

Lara: Yes...He'll make you happy too!

Van: w-we can go alone....just point the way

*Lara grins a bit too much*

Lara: Sure.

*she points to a restaurant*

Van: erm....i don't think this is working

*Before they can object, Lara shoves them in*

Van: OOF!